All i have to say is "We are the knights who say Ni"!
2007-04-30 07:21:12 · 19 answers · asked by Freddy T 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Peasant #1: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Angry Mob: BURN HER! BUUUURN HER!!
Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant #1: She looks like one!
[mob roars in agreement]
Bedevere: Bring her forward.
"Witch": I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Bedevere: But you are dressed as one.
"Witch": They dressed me up like this.
Angry Mob: No! Nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
"Witch": And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
Bedevere: [lifts up the fake nose] Well?
Peasant #2: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant #1: And the hat. But she is a witch!
[mob roars in agreement]
Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Angry Mob: NO! NO!
Peasant #2: ... Yes... a bit. But she has got a wart!
Bedevere: What makes you think that she is a witch?
Mr Newt: What, she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
[pause]
Mr Newt: I got better.
Peasant 3: BURN HER ANYWAY!!!!
[mob roars in agreement]
Bedevere: Quiet, quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Angry Mob: There are? Are there? What are they? Tell us, tell us!
Peasant #2: Do they hurt?
Bedevere: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Peasant #3: BURN!
[mob roars in agreement]
Bedevere: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Peasant #1: MORE WITCHES! [Gets slapped]
Peasant #3: Wood!
Bedevere: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
Peasant #3: ... 'Cause they're made of... wood?
Bedevere: Good! So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant #1: Build a bridge out of her!
Bedevere: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Peasant #1: Oh yeah.
Bedevere: Tell me, does wood sink in water?
Peasant #2: No, no, it floats. Floats!
Peasant #1: Throw her into the pond!
[mob roars in agreement]
Bedevere: No, no, no. What also floats in water?
Peasant #1: Bread.
Peasant #2: Apples.
Peasant #3: Very small rocks.
Peasant #1: Cider.
Peasant #2: Gravy.
Peasant #3: Cherries.
Peasant #1: Mud.
Peasant #2: Churches! Churches!
Peasant #3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: [has been silent in the background] A duck.
[pause]
Bedevere: Exactly! So, logically...?
Peasant #1: ...If she weighs the same as a duck... then she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore...?
[pause]
Peasant #3: A WITCH!
My favorite part is where they are trying to decide how to test for witches. I laugh so hard everytime the townspeople try to come up with the correct answer.
King Arthur's fight with the Black Knight is also hilarious. I love the scene with the killer bunny and the Knights who say "Ni" are, of course, classic. The whole movie is wonderful and I think I'll have to watch it again tonight.
"RUN AWAY!!!!!"
2007-04-30 07:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by Chel 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you kidding me? I could pick at least 10 different "favorite" things!!
I like when the troops went to walk past the rabbit, then the cute little rabbit flew around and attacked everyone. Then the soldiers had to retreat. "Run away! Run away!"
My other fave part was when the castle guard said to the soldier, "You reek of elderberries!" Dude, I'm laughing my a** off just THINKING about this movie. When I get back from school tonight, I think I'm gonna watch it gain! Definitely one of the greatest comedic movies ever!!
2007-04-30 07:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring out your dead.
The holy handgrenade.
The old man from Scene 24 asks Arthur the air speed of a swallow and he asks "African swallow or European?" so the old man doesn't know and gets cast into the pit.
Lancelot attacking the wedding guests to liberate who he thinks is a girl imprisoned in the tower and, instead, it's a swishy blonde guy.
Oh, gee, there are so many great scenes... ah, yes, the one with the peasants telling Arthur that they didn't elect him and supreme power is in the people so he says he got Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake and Michael Palin's character says something about farcical ceremonies and watery tarts, LOL! Oh, now I have to watch it again... LOL!
2007-04-30 07:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are so many to list.
"there are some who call me tim" love that quote!
I really just love everything about the scene with the killer rabbit.
The Knights who say Ni is my absolute favorite part of the whole movie!
2007-04-30 07:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like when they are bringing the cart through saying, "bring our your dead" and the one old guy says he is still alive and they conk him on the head and take him anyway.
2007-04-30 07:29:42 · answer #5 · answered by witchyone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The killer rabbit and the wedding massacre
2007-04-30 09:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
2007-04-30 07:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by BAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're only rabbits - but they got big fangs -
holy handgrenade - and the count shall be three
2007-04-30 07:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by rowanwagner 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just a flesh wound.
2007-04-30 07:46:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2. What's your favorite colour?
Red, no yellow.....aghhhhhhhh
lol, wow ive got to watch that movie again.
2007-04-30 07:25:12 · answer #10 · answered by AnythingCanHappen! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋