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that's what my patient said this morning. He said "I swear honey, I can't poop unless I smoke and drink coffee." Is this an excuse?

2007-04-30 06:22:48 · 12 answers · asked by Ho 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Yes, they really do! I have recently started back smoking and it is unbelievable how much it makes you go!

2007-04-30 06:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Yes it's an excuse, smoking made me want to vomit. It's the coffee that makes him poop. It's a natural diuretic.

2007-04-30 06:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Rayne 5 · 3 0

After a night of drinking yes. But normally no.. (but I quit smoking 5 days ago)

2007-04-30 06:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma C 5 · 3 0

It's the coffee that makes him poop -- not the cigarettes. Coffee is harsh on your tummy

2007-04-30 06:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by bye bye 5 · 3 0

You really need to come back to the corner. I have some weird "patients" but none that weird.

2007-04-30 06:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by April 5 · 1 0

I would hate to think what beer and White Castle Hamburgers would do to this persons' colon!

2007-04-30 06:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 1 0

I don't smoke cigarettes but I have heard that before.

2007-04-30 06:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by Johnny Walker's brother Red 2 · 2 1

no, maybe the coffee though

2007-04-30 11:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol..........
Oh that made me laugh.
Yes smoking can cause you to go to the bathroom..Coffee will too

2007-04-30 09:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 3 1

Nope the truth....

2007-04-30 06:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by bobemac 7 · 3 0

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