When a woman says: "Does my "Bum" look big in this?" What are we men supposed to reply?

Question

I know some of us guys aren't the brightest candles on the tree:but give us a hint!
(Funnies also accepted)
Personally, I think it's an invitation to communicate.
Feminists VERY welcome!

I once had a girl-friend and she told me that at 15 she'd been told that she walked like a horse(and for a long time she wouldn't play tennis)
I told her that that was the highest compliment anyone could pay her.
In "For for whom the Bell Tolls" Maria walks like a young colt.
Not being funny ,but you can see how a young colt's bottom swivels.
Luckily, she became very happy with her "bum"

Hey Boris,Tovarich
I like your style:
wife's away getting rid of big bum,
and you're free to do what you want !!
No wonder you Russians are such good Chess players
You're a genius, Boris.regards from the UK.

Hi samiracat,
Like your comparison.

Wife buys husband 2 ties
He puts one on
wife immediately says:
"What's wrong with the other one?"

Hi there,all lovely answers,thanks a million!
Here's one of mine:
Girfriend slinks into room all swaying and such-like:
G/F: "Vin"
Vin:"Yes ? My Darling sweet passion-flower"
G/F:"what do you think of my look today?
Vin:" Oh, you walk in light and loveliness across the largeness of the evening earth !"
G/F:Tell me the truth.Do you notice anything a bit bigger about me?
Vin:"No,sweet light of my life,
only your eternal and constant
Beauty"
Vin:"Oh darling, Let me put my arms around your slim waist and pull you close to me"

It turned out that she'd spent a fortune on a "Super de-Luxe Upward-lifting forward-thrusting Bra".
Like they say:"You can't win 'em all"

Hi Dstorter ,like it
I've noticed that many times,and used your words.
There used to be an old belief that Western men liked women as seen from the front.And Eastern men from behind.
Imagine a female terrorist:
Does my BOMB look big in this?

Years ago,there used to be a saying in UK "she looks like an Oil Painting"
But I wouldn't try that now !
in the old paintings, women had enormous "bums"
But they were a lovely smooth shape:
no unsightly bumps.
A some of you have said: a lot of men just adore that shape !(women too)
Especially if the whole figure is symmetrical.
Don'f any of you worry: how often do you hear :
"What does she see in HIM?
Or the other way round?

Answer 1

ROFL (from a big-booty'd lady)! This question is second cousin to "have you stopped beating your wife?" There's really not much of a "safe" answer you can give..... Best bet is to avoid clothes shopping trips with women; we're probably happier off with our girlfriends, anyway!

But if you're forced into an opinion....If it makes her look really, really, really huge----like she really SHOULD have a "wide load" sign back there, and you want to let her know that (diplomatically), you can say, "Well, it DOES really show off your hipline a lot. But I do love your curves (leering)." That puts the decision back on her, if she wants something that doesn't look so great. You've told the truth without hurting her feelings, and she hasn't bought an impossible outfit in error.

If she had picked up something else that was a better choice for the figure, try making enthusiastic noises about that----"I kinda liked the light blue jeans; they made your legs look incredibly long", or "you moved really sexily in the black skirt, like you felt great in it", or whatever.

Answer 2

Tell her the truth - if it's flattering, give it a pinch, and if it's not, tell her so - if she finds out later that you fibbed (even to save her feelings) then you'll be in worse trouble!

In all honesty, jumping in with compliments when she wears something nice is better and makes more of an impact.

Answer 3

That is a relative question, and all you can do is to be honest from your perspective, and i think it's quite interesting that the things women sometimes like least in terms of their attributes, are the the things that most excite us as men.
Come on boys, back me up on that.............
ps sometimes our women do not always respect our honesty, so we need to try to be as sensitive as possible if we know we're going to give an opinion that is not necessarily the one our most signifigant other wants to hear............

Answer 4

the other day I went shopping with my boyfriend, we were in Marks and Sparks, and I was picking up some really vile stuff, and saying do yo think this will look nice, just to test if he was actually listening. Then after about the 6th yes, I said what are you talking about? It is hideous. And he said, you would look gorgeous in anything.

Worked like a charm.

Answer 5

"You look marvelous in that!"

"No, your bum is perfect in that!"

Then start sweating bullets because this is what is next: "do I look like I lost weight?".

That one is easy. However, after you say "yes" comes the hard part: "how much do you think I have lost?" and "where can you see the weightloss the most?" This is a question that cannot be answered correctly.

I have two words for that:

YIKES! Runforthehills!

Answer 6

Just answer:

"Not at all. BTW - make sure you change the ring-tone on your cell phone from beeping to something else. Otherwise when it goes off people will think you are backing up".


Of course you give this answer from a discreet distance :)

Answer 7

Why, honey, if you have to ask then the answer is yes. If she asks do these jeans make my bum look big then the answer is no darling, it's all the chocolate and crisps you eat that make your bum look big.

Answer 8

You are supposed to say precisely what you think. However, in practice this is only possible if the words are spoken from a Nuclear Fallout shelter by mobile phone.

Answer 9

Always ,All ways, YES its huge that will wind the up even if it isn't
They are impertinents in thinking that a man will tell a lie just to get his leg over

Answer 10

like the Twix commercial....shove something in your mouth, mumble, nod no way and exit the room as fast as possible and become lost from the woman's sight for the next few hours.

otherwise you will enjoy the name plate " dog house " over where you sleep, and it won't be in your bed.