2007-04-30 00:57:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
GO to:
www.bored.com
I hope that helps.. :)
2007-04-30 01:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by jasonredranger 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ten ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer
10. Your monitor is found up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tabacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have dodge truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3. There is a spit cup in the CD-ROM. 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND, the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is ...
1. The mouse is referred to as "Critter".
2007-04-30 08:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by One Knowing The Truth 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My uncle Nick had a ten foot d!ck so he showed it to the woman next door, she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only 2 foot 4.
2007-04-30 08:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by Cho Seung Hui 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Too early, haven't had enough coffee. Entertain yourself #@!!*
2007-04-30 08:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by freyas_kin28 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I could regale you with tales of cocksmanship.
2007-04-30 07:59:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
So a penguin, a nun, and a porn star all walk into a bar....
2007-04-30 08:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by gregpasq 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I cant dance or sing, what can I do for ya
2007-04-30 08:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by Rob 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i'm a lil tea pot short and stout...here is my handle here is my spout...
2007-04-30 07:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by bhbghgjbvmnbncvb 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hec yes u wana suc my piece
2007-04-30 08:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
i would if i could. Sorry
i have to work
2007-04-30 08:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋