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Yes, she seems to have been "asleep" for about three weeks and there are a lot of flies around ...

2007-04-30 00:42:18 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 5 0

Woman are multi talented. They can bake a bun, and serve the one they love without missing a beat. They can give phone and watch TV at the same time. They can quote some inane sentence uttered by a past life husband, and forget that you have reservations for her dance at the club. Woman can sleep with or without nooky, a survival skill when married to the wrong guy for the last 30 yrs...Woman can sleep upright on a snowmobile, or fall asleep during sex. She really wants her old man to get his nut, then he'll sleep. She thinks it's bad form to ask if he's done or not, and she is concerned if her snoring will disturb him. Even if a woman is married to the wrong guy, he's her guy. She has one, ringed and in house. So if he wants somnambulist sex so be it. At least he's not disturbing her. Sometimes woman who doze during sex have just smashing sex dreams at the same time. Great trick. I think it's the men who crash, and then she has to not only push money bags off of her, but she didn't get hers, and that means she must do something else.

2007-04-30 08:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They seem to fail at multi-tasking when they have a headache and the nooky is the first thing to go!!!

2007-04-30 08:00:59 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 7 · 1 0

Sure you should be worried, what do you think her brother is doing to you while you sleep?

2007-04-30 07:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Brush up on your technique, that might help. Of course you could ask what she would like.

2007-04-30 07:57:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

unless she has gotten herself drunk to the point of losing consciousness. I would suggest you start thinking about improving your sexual technique, because clearly, it's not exactly awakening!

2007-04-30 07:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by Craiginhio 4 · 2 0

hmmm Maybe you need to redo your "bedroom style". lol She should at least have 1 eye open when your getting it on!

2007-04-30 07:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by culooking2007 6 · 2 0

Sounds like you're really good at what you do, Casanova.

2007-04-30 07:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No, you need to spice things up.

2007-04-30 07:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that the effect of rohipnol

2007-04-30 07:31:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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