What's the worst rap lyrics you've ever heard?

Question

"The rumble fish , he breaks heads like dishes.
Rumble fish, he's quicker than the other fishes.
When you hear that click, better drop down quick.
Rumble fish"

Ugh.

Answer 1

Is that from the Goats?
I think anything post 90 is pretty much materialistic garbage

Answer 2

Lets see: Every single song on Lil Wayne's mixtape 'No Ceilings'.. it's all nursery rhymes to me. Too simple. Any Soulja Boy song Gucci Mane- Lemonade Waka Flocka Flame- O let's do it

Answer 3

This Blondie song called Rapture, it makes no sense.

Toe to toe dancing very close
Body breathing almost comatose
Wall to wall people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back sacroiliac
Spineless movement and a wild attack
Face to face sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty four hour shopping in rapture
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinning I said "My My"
Flash is fast Flash is cool
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
And you don't stop sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes the man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eating cars
You eat Cadillacs Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop
You keep on eating cars
Then when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face
Dance cheek to cheek
One to one
Man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow 'cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eating bars
Yeah wall to wall
Door to door
Hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture
Be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain
Paint a train
You'll be singing in the rain
Said don't stop to the punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space where he won't have a hassle with
the human race
And you hip hop
And you don't stop
Just blast off sure shot
Because the man from Mars stopped eating cars
And eating bars
And now he only eats guitars
Get up!

Answer 4

ah man how about the games lyrics..? i hate when instead of completing a line with a rhyme he just repeats the same phrase or word he used in the set-up:
set-up: i woke up out the coma in 2001
conclusion: back when dre dropped the chronic 2001
or
set-up: im the game homie
interlude: wheres ya girl
conclusion: shes with game homie

"game homie" does not rhyme with "game homie" nor does "2001" rhyme with "2001", they are the same words!!!
rappers are lazy nowadays, where the real mc's at??? haha

Answer 5

Our homey is a player
And that is all
So why'd you have to go and break his ball
And chain? Ain't that your name?
'Cause you're a player hater
And that's a shame
And chicks like you ain't worth too much
So shut up girl, and make my lunch!
Yeah!

"This rap never leaves the garage"-- Marco Del Rossi

Answer 6

The only line I can remember from Vanilla Ice's awful cover of "Play That Funky Music"...

"Vanilla Ice, yep, yep, chargin' hard like a rhino..."

Answer 7

Of course, setting on the side all of the sexist and disgusting songs out there, I shall just focus on the stupidest song ever.

"This is why I'm hot" by Mims

This is why I’m hot(x2)
This is why(x2) uh
This is why I’m hot (uh)
This is why I’m hot(x2) whoo
This is why(x2)
This is why I’m hot

I’m hot coz I’m fly (fly)
You ain’t coz you’re not (mims)
This is why x2
This is why I’m hot(x2)

and who in the world comes up with the name Mims? WHAT THE HECK DOES IT MEAN!

Answer 8

the shorter list would be the best ones

Answer 9

it was on SNL. it was pretty funny. this guy was no. 1 on least bought albums lol.

Answer 10

ewww who did those?...I think the majority of the rappers out now..have horrible lyrics.