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Dihydrogen Monoxide, a substance that scientists claim is being sprayed by farmers on their crops to make them grow, is being consumed by children and currently flows in their veins. When they vomit, much of it is probably Dihydrogen Monoxide. It is also being found in their saliva and urine.
Moveon.org has made it clear that they will not stand for this, and have implicated Dick Cheney in the national distribution of Dihydrogen monoxide in bottles to Hurricane Katrina survivors. No lie!
Will Al Gore be the only man able to stop this threat?

Find out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

2007-04-29 17:21:42 · 5 answers · asked by Eric K 5 in Politics & Government Politics

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Oh, dear. I've heard that people have consisted largely of Dihydrogen Monoxide for years now, and that the earth is currently 70% covered with the stuff! Woe are we!

2007-05-02 16:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by Leafy 6 · 0 0

Once you prove to him that it's used in pesticides, and that it is the root cause of the most abundant greenhouse gas in the Earth's atmosphere, I doubt he would ask any questions.

2007-04-30 00:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by DOOM 7 · 1 1

OMFG BAN IT BAN WATER RIGHT AWAY!!! it also causes the most property damage in the us omfg ban it!! haha

2007-04-30 10:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by thatonefriend1 2 · 1 0

They must stop watering crops now,it's just evil.

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2007-04-30 00:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

that depends... can he make a buck off it?

2007-04-30 00:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Perfect 5 · 0 1

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