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1)You sir are no gentleman!!
2)The police arrived just in the nick of time.
3)And what, pray tell, were you planning to do with those handcuffs?
4)He looked like his world had come to a screeching *** halt!
5)Normally I would not___________
2007-04-29 16:32:40 · 8 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
(5)Normally I would not rush as I am doing right now. I would take my time to tell a story. ...Alas, I feel compelled.
Here's the deal. On one seemingly typical day in Dodge, Marshal Matt Dillon was walking down Front Street. As he was checking up on the townsfolk, making sure all was well, he noticed something unusual.....there were three horses thethered to a post in the alley by the bank. Matt knew at once that a bank robbery was probably taking place! He crept carefully to a spot where he could peer into a window.
He heard the teller say to one of the crooks as he was emptying the vault....(1)"You sir are no gentleman!!" The crook just laughed and scratched his private area..."Hurry it up, old man!!!" Matt readied his firearm and burst through the front door of the bank......The robber closest to the the door screamed and dropped his gun. (4)He looked like his world had come to a screeching *** halt! The other two started shooting in Matt's direction. One of the bullets caught him in the arm!! Matt fell to the ground. Okay....here comes good news....At the instant all of this was taking place, Verge and Tim Police were riding into town. The Police brothers were pig farmers just north of Dodge. They quickly got off their horses and came to Matt's rescue. For pig farmers, they were amazingly deft with a gun!!! They soon had taken command of the situation.
Everyone in town descended upon the bank. Sunshine MacGillicutty, Matt's new girlfriend, ran over to him. "Oh, Matt, are you alright?!" Matt grimaced....."Yeah....(2)The police arrived just in the nick of time." Sunshine smiled at the two brothers as she helped Matt off the floor. Newly and Festus led the bad guys off to jail as Matt and Sunshine headed up the stairs to Doc Adam's office. Unfortunately the timing was not so good. Doc was in the middle of a romantic interlude with his newgirlfriend, LadyLinda. When he heard the door to his office opening, he quickly got off of the cot and got himself in order!
Matt: "Doc....had a little trouble down at the bank. Can you patch me up?" " Let me take a look at it, Matt. Hmmmm....I see....yes, it's only a flesh wound." As he was scuttling around his office,gathering the necessary things to clean the wound, Matt noticed a pair of handcuffs hanging out of Doc's back pocket.....(3)"And what, pray tell, were you planning to do with those handcuffs," asked Matt? Just then LadyLinda wandered out of the backroom....."Hi, y'all. S'up?!" Sunshine put two and two together and let out her Tarzan scream.
Matt:" What the HELL did you do THAT for, you maniac?!"
Sunshine:" Tell you all about it.......no wait!!! SHOW you all about it later, baby!" Matt looked perplexed. Doc looked mortified! LadyLinda sweetly blushed. And Sunshine?.....Well Miss Sunshine decided to write a song about the whole thing.....(To the tune of "Ticket To Ride")
♫ " I think I'm going to have a cow. I think it's todayyyyyyy. Yea~ah. Old Doc is having some fun. Yeah it's coming his way. He's got a ticket to ri~ide. He's got a ticket to ri~i~ide. He's got a ticket to ride.....yeah he's feelin' Okay." ♫
2007-04-30 03:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Normally I would not answer such a dumb question but here goes:
Officer Mulligan arrived at the scene to find Miss Masterson a bundle of nerves, her teeth chattering as she stood there in her scivies recounting what had happened. It appeared she had heard an intruder in her apartment and quickly dialed 911. The police had arrived in the nick of time. The intruder had just burst into her room as they arrived. The fellow stood there looking terrified as the police hustled him into the squad car. He looked like his world had come to a screeching *** halt! Officer Mulligan rifled through his satchel, then roughly pulled him into a standing position. "And what pray tell were you planning to do with these handcuffs? he asked. Up to this point the fellow had said nothing, but now, in a high pitched and very effeminate voice stated "you sir are no gentleman" Officer Mulligan shook his head and escorted him into the squad car.
2007-04-29 17:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. CoCo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Normally I would not do this. But I'll make an exception, this one time. The police arrived, just in the nick of time. I had phoned in a call for a possible intruder. As the Officer was coming to my door? He pulls walks up, preparing to arrest, ME!! "And what, pray tell, aare you planning to do with those handuffs, Officer?". I asked. "Oh!" he responds, "I wasn't thinking this through. So it was you that called in the alert?" Yes, Officer", I spoke. He looked like his world, had came to a screeching *** Hault. "What's the matter with you, if I may ask?" I kindly suggested to him. I'm not trying to be nosey, with you. I am, just trying to do the Gentlemanly thing". The Officer, bewildered, by his own feelings. And seeing that he had made a misjudhement up on arriveing. Decided to walk away. And look for the intruder. But I did hear him say, as he strolled around the grounds." You sir, are no Gentleman".
2007-04-30 03:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more! I have been known to exagerate, but the towns people were shocked.I know it's hard to believe, but she always was a wild woman. If left up to I would never have gone that far, would it matter if I told you the lady was in love?
2016-05-17 06:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Sunshine writes too well. I wouldn't even try to go against her. She has a knack for the story telling. Besides, my imagination would fit inside a thimble.
2007-04-30 08:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by sarge 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its so much fun reading these stories, but could not compare to the few writers that did so, no need embarrassing myself
2007-04-30 09:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
5) Normally i would not__ answer this question because no matter how good my answer may be, it appears from your history Sunshine will get the 'best answer' anyway..so why bother???
2007-04-30 08:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by wild1 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well , if you get your hands off your hips I will !!!
Stay Tuned for further comments.. . .right after you get your hands off of your hips !!
2007-04-30 08:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋