and the only thing there was to eat was belly button lint and toe jam. Which would you eat first?
2007-04-29 16:08:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
belly button
2007-04-29 16:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd try fishing first.
This guy was stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford. He was cool and didn't make any moves towards her for several weeks. Finally one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a physical relationship, so as to attend to each others needs.
Everything was great for about 4 months. One day the guy went to Cindy and said, "I'm having a problem...It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you for a favor."
Cindy said, "Okay." The guy said, "can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Cindy looked at him a little funny, but said, "Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil."
The guy then said, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?" Cindy is getting a little worried but says, "Okay." Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my guy clothes, I need for you to look more like a man."
Cindy is getting a little disappointed at this point but says, "Well I guess so." Then the guy said, "Do you mind if I call you Fred?" Cindy, very dejected says, "I guess not."
So the guy reaches out and grabs Cindy by the arms and says, "Fred....you won't believe who I've been sleeping with these past four months."
2007-04-29 23:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trapped? Girl, that would be a vacation for me. Its an island right? Ok, assuming there is vegatation that is always an option. Leaves and stuff. Then there is a whole ocean full of fish. Hey, I could live.
2007-04-29 23:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lint tends to be a bit dry ,so i would eat it first and then the moistness of the toe jam would quench my thirst
2007-04-29 23:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by cas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would figure a way of making alcohol from the toejam, and use the lint as a filter.
2007-04-29 23:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would mix the two together then wait for a little critter to investigate the foul smell and eat the little critter
2007-04-29 23:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by geomoto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
toe jam
2007-04-29 23:10:43 · answer #7 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll go for the coconut tree and spear fishing !
2007-04-29 23:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by • Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would build myself 3 huts. One to live in, one to go to church in, and one for where I use to go to church. I'll have toe jamb.
2007-04-29 23:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by debdini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its an island there would be trees and food.and i can fish. so why bother eating that disgusting things?
2007-04-29 23:13:55 · answer #10 · answered by ALESANA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋