'cos he has nothing better to do....
hey girls,
here is something quite funny, just for laughs.
> Subject: FW: Why Women Are The BEST
> Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:13:23 +0800
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> > The Silent Treatment
> >
> > A man and his wife were having some problems at
> home
> > and were giving each
> > other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
> > realized that the next day,
> > he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for
> an
> > early morning
> > business flight.
> > Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
> > (and LOSE), he wrote on a
> > piece of paper,
> > "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he
> > knew she would find it.
> > The next morning, the man woke up, only to
> discover
> > it was 9:00 AM
> > and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was
> about
> > to go and
> > see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he
> noticed
> > a piece of paper by
> > the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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> > Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
> >
> >
> > WIFE VS. HUSBAND
> >
> > A couple drove down a country road for several
> > miles, not saying a word.
> > An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
> > neither of them wanted to concede their position.
> > As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
> pigs,
> >
> > the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
> > yours?"
> > "Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws
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> >
> > WOMEN'S REVENGE
> > "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
> > items the woman wished
> > to purchase.
> > As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
> > control for a television
> > set in her purse.
> > "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
> > "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to
> come
> > shopping with me,
> > and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
> > do to him legally."
> >
> >
> > UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
> > (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
> > I know I'm not going to understand women.
> > I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot
> > wax,
> > pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by
> > the root,
> > and still be afraid of a spider.
> >
> > W O R D S
> > A husband read an article to his wife about how
> > many words women use a
> > day...
> > 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
> > The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
> > have to repeat
> > everything to men...
> > The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
> > "What?"
> >
> > CREATION
> > A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how
> > you can be
> > so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
> > " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
> > God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to
> > me;
> > God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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> >
> > WHO DOES WHAT
> > A man and his wife were having an argument about
> who
> >
> > should brew the coffee each morning.
> > The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
> up
> > first,
> > and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
> > coffee."
> > The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
> > around here and
> > you should do it, because that is your job, and I
> > can just wait for my
> > coffee."
> > Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
> it
> > is in the Bible
> > that the man should do the coffee."
> > Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
> > So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
> > Testament
> > and showed him at the top of several pages, that
> it
> > indeed
> > says.........."HEBREWS"
> >
> > God may have created man before woman,
> > but there is always a rough draft before the
> > masterpiece.
> >
> >
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2007-04-29 22:57:31
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