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2007-04-29 13:48:40 · 27 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 answers

You should visit your doctor and / or take a pregnancy test. Regardless of whether you are pregnant or not, it would be best to discuss these physical "pregnancy" symptoms with a doctor.

2007-04-29 13:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by bleu 4 · 2 0

If you're a guy and preggers, go make your fortune through the media and book deals. then you and your kid can live in style.

P.S. Be sure to include lots about the labor process, I'm very interested to see how that goes.

2007-04-29 20:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 4 0

Use birth control next time.

2007-04-29 23:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jay (cynical) 7 · 0 0

well, first get yourself some good prenatal vitamins.
next, prepare yourself for a whole lot of poking and prodding, because...you're a dude!
third, get ready for a little bit of pain. I can only imagine what passing a watermelon through that opening is going to be like.
good luck, and God bless. your gonna need it, my friend.

2007-04-29 20:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by amstaff 5 · 1 1

Good Luck!! Later.

2007-04-29 20:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 1 0

All I can say is your penis is gonna have fun with that child birth, maybe a cezarian is in order?

2007-04-29 21:11:48 · answer #6 · answered by Ace Bravado 2 · 0 0

Get a C-Section...I mean d*mn normal births hurt like hell, but considering the size of your hole...Ouch!

2007-04-29 20:53:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Take a test.

2007-04-30 22:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by dionne m 5 · 0 0

Pee on your computer mouse and tell me what color it turns...if it turns yellow, you're pregnant. :P If you are, you're just going to have a bun in the oven...Make sure it doesn't burn.

2007-04-29 20:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Violation Notice 6 · 3 0

DUHH take a pregnancy test

2007-04-29 20:56:06 · answer #10 · answered by LadyBugzZ 2 · 1 0

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