I am the immortal vampire, sun, stakes, nor garlic can kill me or holy water, or anything else, can kill me. I am Fourteen thousand years old.
2007-04-29 12:45:12 · 29 answers · asked by Mr. Heel 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
No joke, I am not a pretender, I am who I say I am...
2007-04-29 13:02:10 · update #1
ummm yah maybe not. If you want to convince me maybe you can come visit?
At best you're playing a role. At worst you're delusional. Please seek help before you hurt yourself or someone else.
2007-04-29 13:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by Zimmia 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
14,000 eh? Such a spot on number too (not 14372.)
So uh, gramps....how was it at the end of the last ice age? Meager pickings, I'm sure.
I'm very certain that this technology thing is mind-numbing to you since you have gone through over 97% of your life without it, being set in your ways and all. Yet you have mastered Yahoo! Answers to find your kind.... marvelous.
No, to answer your question. Nothing that old would be reading this page....let alone answering it.
My estimate....you are 14.
There are only 3 true immortals that walk the earth. As you claim to be one of the three, I am sure to know your name.
None of which would be using Jonny Trenchero as an alias, ever.
Come on....put a little effort into it at least.
As for the three....one sleeps, one walks in Europe, one waits in Asia. None are vampires nor do they claim to be.
Blood is a weak physical thing. It's power lasts less time than the 98.6 degree temprature.
2007-04-29 20:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by Non Era 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I you were already a vampire 14000 yeas ago then how did you survive? In the stone age people didn't really have houses or roofs over their heads so wouldn't the sun have burnt you to ashes? I guess you're going to say you hid in a cave during the daytime. I understand that the vampire/goth mythos is fascinating but at the end of the day it's real life that counts. And no I don't hate those people who are goths as I enjoy putting on black nail polish from time to time.
2007-04-30 06:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by xander24a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Young man, if you were truly 14000 years old and such a strong drinker you would have been killed by the Dragon That Walks Like A Man or He Who Stalks The Night Bringing Death To All. No vamp is truly immortal.
2007-04-29 20:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by terradeath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a vampire like you. He is 23,000 years old, and knows how to kill even the "immortal" vampires, and i expect you know how to kill "immortal" vampires too. that is why he will not meet you for a long time. I can assure you that you and him are the only two imortal vampires in existance. his name is louis (pronounced "louie") kaldale. However, you will meet louis, just in a very long time. in 2,000 years, you will fight to the death. It has been prophisised. I know who will win, for I have been there, and saw the fight, but I cannot tell you. I can tell you however, that the battle will be VERY painful and the winner only just manages to stay alive. You might want to start your training for that fateful encounter in 2,000 years time. You will need all the training you can get!
2007-05-06 08:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by sonicfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have watched to many movies..... and read books to much. on this subject.. forget all that stuff. because its BS. only written for our entertainment. its sad that some actually take those things to be true...no self respecting vampire.. or werewolf would post such blasphemy. you should be ashamed of yourself. Claiming to be what they are not. I take this comment as a joke.. because obviously its not a serious one.... its GOT to be a joke.. those creatures in the movies are not the real thing. The real deal.. does not change into werewolves or anything like that.... and the real vampires.. dont change into bats.. and change to fog.. and are not immortal. I am sorry to burst your bubble. but the spirit is immortal... the flesh isnt.
2007-04-29 19:58:58 · answer #6 · answered by laylah1000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I can't say I do.
Fourteen thousand years old? What language did you speak, what did you do, and where did you live fourteen thousand years ago??
Why the importance to find others like you?? After 14,000 years, you probably have learned to adapt.
2007-04-29 20:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by Jules 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody dies. Immortal simply means dying isn't easy.
If you want to see the better known immortals try visiting the Baseball Hall of Fame, Cooperstown, New York. Unlike my
question source they have an afterlife and lots of admirers.
Suggest listening to the song, 'Its Lonely At The Top', by Randy Newman ; please consider it a creature comfort.
To view criminal history, if known, see attached USA source:
2007-05-05 02:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why yes I do happen to know another Vampire like you
He works at Catholic Charities as a DJ
Perhaps you have met this 33 year old who still live with his mom and dad in their government subsidized housing
2007-04-29 19:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah as a matter of fact i do. i met a vampire on the bart one day. she was really coo. she was actually 9,999 years old and her name was sue. she had a threesome with Louis and Lestate. Lestate is a biter so watch out. She also used to kick it with Cleopatra. She works at as a yoga instructor in sf. she said that being so old she has become very flexible. if you want i can give u her numberf and you two can kick it. talk about the good old days... u know..before Christ.
2007-04-29 22:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by Lil Mami so Fly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If nothing like that can kill you than what can?How much blood must you drink? No I havn't met any other vampires and I don't think you are one so if you are Thats awsome I'am a geek when it comes to stuff like that but if you're not GET LOST!!!!
2007-05-06 22:25:07 · answer #11 · answered by scorpio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋