Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.
Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.
Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,
"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
LOL
2007-04-29 08:29:09 · 10 answers · asked by G?ld?n ang?l 5 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
O.K what about lawyers. hottttttttt angel ? are ya lost some case ? in future i promise if ya come to my LOL ...... yr never lose again . you'll win in courts and other things !!!
im Iraqi lawyer ................ nothing funny. hun
2007-04-29 10:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HERE IS ONE BACK FOR YOU TO LAUGH ......THERE WAS A BIRD IN A PET STORE WHO CUSSED ALOT A PREACHER WALKED IN THE STORE WANTED TO BUY THIS BIRD AND THE SELLS REP. SAID TO THE PREACHER YOU DONT WANT THIS BIRD FARTHER HE HAS A BAD MOUTH,THE PREACHER SAID I WILL HELP THIS BIRD WITH IT'S MOUTH LET ME BUY.. SO THE PREACHER WENT HOME .A DAY LATER THE PREACHER HAD SOME FRIENDS COME OVER AND THE BIRD SAID 'hey moth ****-- come on in' THE PREACHER SAID I WILL TEACH YOU A LISTEN YOU ARE GOING TO THE FREEZER 20 MIN. LATER BIRD CAME OUT SHIVERING. NEXT DAY THE BIRD DONE THE SAME THING 20 MORE MIN. BUT THIS TIME THE PREACHER FORGOT ABOUT HIM. AND WHEN THE PREACHER REMEMBERED THE BIRD IN THE FREEZER THE BIRD TURNED TO THE PREACHER AND ASKED WHAT THE HELL DID THE CHICKEN DO? BECAUSE HE WAS FROZE TO DEATH. HA HA
2007-04-29 11:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christian lawyer. i might want to imagine it really is an oxymoron. in case you desire a superior immigration lawyer then it really is what you want, the legal professionals non secular beliefs gained't impression the interest until eventually they positioned faith beforehand the regulation. it really is not an helpful thanks to artwork because the courts positioned the paw first.
2016-12-05 01:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawyer bashing must be universal ! Why do you think that is ?
Must admit they don't do themselves any favours ...they are the bane of my existance at work !
2007-04-29 09:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found it funny... i wonder what i'll be told at the pearly gate.. hmmm
2007-04-29 09:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww... chloe you've got me worried now
2007-04-29 09:41:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny...cute, but definately not funny
2007-04-29 08:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by on_a_need2know_basis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha its funny
2007-04-29 08:33:10 · answer #8 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-04-29 13:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny, thanks
2007-04-29 08:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by Louy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋