I wrote him a honey do list, and he still hasn't got off the couch?

Question

The grass is up to my knees!!!
He's been drinking Bud all day, and eating cheetos, and I am about to get the fly swatter out and teach him right?

Answer 1

Hire a young sexy guy with great abs to mow the lawn. Let hubby sit in front of the tv with his bud and cheetos, while you sit on the steps with a cold picture of lemonade.

Answer 2

Pour out his bud, and make sure it,s a big fly Swatter, Sounds like a Slacker to me. If that does not work, wheel him out on Garbage night, and let the trash man take him away, He,s just taking up space.

Answer 3

he's probably watching the draft. you know that is very important. The grass will still be there tomorrow. But he may want to be one of the first to know who is going where.

Answer 4

Make a "honey-don't list" telling him all the things that he shouldn't do. Threaten him with denial of something he likes.

Answer 5

honey do lists are like teaching a pig to sing.
wastes your time and annoys the pig

Answer 6

too bad! Im not getting him! Im too busy sitting at the computer! Don't even think about telling or Im going to pull those hair rollers out your hair.

Answer 7

smack him wher it hurts with the fly swatter

or shove a rocket up his bum

or better still join him and let it all mount up until he gets fed up with it

Answer 8

first thing you do is tip that couch over (with him in it) if that doesn't work bounce the those Buds over his head :)

Answer 9

Tell him you think it's sexy when a man, a real man, a man's man, does a few chores around the house.

Answer 10

bury him in the lawn..with the tall grass no one will ever know...but you didn't hear that from me