In re: to going back in time in a Time Travel Machine, can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that...

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includes these phrases? This is just a wee fun on Yahoo on a lovely day in Spring....NOT homework, my friends.

1. Oops!! Wrong year. Get me outta here!
2. Now what would Matt Dillon do at a time like this?
3. A Tyrannosaurus Rex is after me....beam me up, Scotty!!
4. Nothing could have prepared me for the sight of the baby in the manager.
5. President Lincoln. PLEASE listen to me!
6. You know you're in trouble when you're the smartest guy in the cave.

I REALIZE THE WORK THAT GOES INTO THESE THINGS.......BUT I CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE STORY.....I ENJOY READING ALL OF THEM,FRIENDS.

I MEANT TO SAY.........
Nothing could have prepared me for the sight of the baby in the MANGER.
Sorry,Jesus.

Answer 1

Dear Mr. Wells,
The six members of the experimental group which tried out your "time-travel" device left the above messages in the recording portion of the control-panel before leaving the machine and failing to return. We can only conclude that the device still has some technical bugs to work out before further Beta testing is initiated by our laboratories.
To be brief, Mr. Wells, don't call us, we'll call you.
Sincerely,
NemoTech Labs
J. Verne, Associate

P.S.- The reference to a "baby in a manager" may bear further investigation by our obstetrics division, InVitroCo. You may have someting there.

Answer 2

Once I beam into a year. I look to see, that it's the 70's. I've already lived the 70's. Oops!! Wrong Year. Get me outta here! I'm instantly thrown to Ford's Theather. I see President Lincoln, calmly sitting at his chair. His Wife, happily by his side. I grab a disguise to shield who I am. It's not difficult to get close to the President. As I get up to his chair. I'm no more than 2 Feet from him, I yell out, "President Lincoln, PLEASE listen to me!". I'm pulled aways by his Guards. As I'm being lead away from the Theater. I hear the sounds of shooting. We pause, for a monent to try to understand what has happened. In the distance, I faintly hear the voice of Mrs. Lincoln, "They've killed The President". My attempts have failed. I have let America down.