2007-04-29 05:09:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No Leroy, never, I will take the blame for you. I don't want to see you get in trouble. I say I ate the cookie!
2007-04-29 06:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you won't go to jail. But you must make amens for the criminal act. Now it is only fair that you go to the store before you go to work next and buy some cookies to replace the one you ate. It doesn't have to be a large amount, but buy something you don't like. This way you won't be tempted to eat them before putting them in the break room. Also, if the people you work with see you bringing the cookies into the break room, and putting them down as an offering for all to eat, they won't even notice that the cookie you ate is gone. The enticement of sugar will blind their minds for a moment. And when they come back to their senses, they will think 'sure he took a cookie, but he brought ALL these cookies to us! so he is good.' And if you have a dollar tree store around or one of those where everything is 99 cents or a dollar, you don't have to spend a whole lot to be a honorable person again!!!
You already are pretty honorable because you admitted it was you that took the cookie; even if you only admitted it here to us.
2007-04-29 12:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by the witch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, thus the word swiped actually means: To seize the possession of another, thus that meaning does not necessarily mean steal, pilfer, or filch... even though those words are synonyms of swiped, but fear not, it's highly unlikely that such strict judgment will be considered for your action, I just hope the cookie was worth it;) LOL
2007-04-29 15:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh nooo , your in big trouble now mister!!! lol..na, not onless it was your bosses cookie, then ur in deep shitt lol, well that depends, some times like where i worked, wht ever was on the table was for everyone, i dont know wht rules u have in urs...unless somoen has their name on the item ,but in any case is just a cookie, make sure you dont take something important next time, cause then u will get n trouble
2007-04-29 13:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you may get some critical looks if it's found out that you are the cookie bandit....bring me a fresh baked cookie everyday and I won't tell anyone it was you. ;)) lol.
2007-04-29 13:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by .. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was the evidence room and you'll be going on a Trip real soon.
2007-04-29 20:21:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
agh!!!! that was the last cookie!! that was my cookie!
thats it man ! dude im callin the cops yup u sure are goin 2 jail
2007-04-29 12:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by *~Rux~* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Of course you will!
Because I said it darling, I'm incharge of jail and I work only at night.
lol
2007-04-29 12:13:34 · answer #8 · answered by Gagalitera 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you could die! Check it out for mold! Think about how many people had their paws on it and put it back!
2007-04-29 15:07:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you will not, but you will feel guilty every time you go in there... and that is pretty bad.
2007-04-29 12:14:36 · answer #10 · answered by jojorebe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋