European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English" .
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking Dutch like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas gi me a STA .
Peas and lov to yu
2007-04-29 00:44:10 · 27 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
tnx fo ze stas!!!
2007-04-30 04:20:31 · update #1
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2007-05-06 17:05:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. You puy the first smile on my face this morning. Thank you for the laugh.:) I wish I could give you 10 stars.
2007-04-29 00:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that made great sense while i was reading it but a bit double dutch 4 me to try to write any of it
but it did mad me smil
peas and lov to yu lol xoxoxo
2007-04-29 01:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I must copy it. It will be all over the work place network, monday morning.
Or:
I must kopy it. It wil be al over ze work plas netvrk.
2007-04-29 00:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by LOSER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nis 1 gorjuz
2007-04-29 01:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is really good and good job i love it somuch until i just can not stop laughing because this is really good lol 10/10 I'm going to give you a star for this and keep up the good work and high 5 because you rock this joke and thanks for making me laugh because i really do love your joke.
2007-04-29 05:34:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Her yu go wid ya sta! Wel don!
2007-04-29 00:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by Gagalitera 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No I got bored half way through
2016-05-21 05:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! Having lived in Europe for a year this all makes perfect sense now,,,,,,,,,hahahaha!!!
2007-05-06 11:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i love it...i got this joke forwarded me to me last week and i couldn't stop laughing! except in the version i got it was 'german' in the end and not dutch...lol
2007-05-06 17:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good ...you deserve a sta for that one.
2007-04-29 00:49:04 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋