it has been itching for a whole week. i can barely sit down. i think its from when i went camping and wiped my butt with some leaves. can u help plz!
2007-04-28 19:46:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Reptiles
You caught it from the unicorn or the alligator while you were at Walmart. Call Roto rooter..they will fix the itch.
2007-04-28 21:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by hotsnakes2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you were camping did you wake up in the morning with your pants down around your ankles? And was your tent mate smiling? I believe you were taken anally and now you are experiencing an allergic reaction to the lube.
2007-04-29 00:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by fununtilitsover 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make sure it is clean and dry. I find petroleum jelly (Vaseline) helps on on a lot of things including hemorrhoids. A baby power to help absorb the moisture helps a lot.
2007-04-28 19:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's poison ivy for sure. That stuff is NASTY!!!
Laying on the side in a bathtub full of aloe vera juice will kill the sting. After wards, spray your area with hydrocortizone cream and sleep with no undies.
2007-04-28 19:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by Agent319.007 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Get some of that pink poison ivy lotion Calmile (I have the name wrong but close). Then post this under a medical topic! What on earth does your itchy crack have to do with pet lizards?!
2007-04-28 19:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like it may be whipworms. Need to go to the vet and get yourself dewormed, before you start scooting your butt on the floor!
2007-04-28 20:02:04 · answer #6 · answered by tikitiki 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think some itch cream will do it, or maybe some of that corn powder might do the trick. i hread of a person who used a face cream and it went away.
2007-04-28 19:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Camaro Z 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the doc or take a shower. Better yet, do both!
2007-04-28 19:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's really the wrong tmie of year for that.
Try it later when the ivy is up.
2007-04-28 19:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by Cattlemanbob 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
seek medical attention...
maybe a dermatologist or a general practitioner
2007-04-28 19:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by Rock N Roll Saved My Soul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋