Now I know there are some very strong women here but please don't give me the whole "he knows not to do that"... just go along with me here.
2007-04-28 17:59:23 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Id laugh my azz off and point to the dog dish
2007-04-28 18:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by marie 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
look to be perfectly honest, what he is doing isnt the end of the world at least he is at home in front of a computer, tv dvd or another unhuman object!! What you should of said is no honey dont handle all that stress by your self wait until I get home and we can relieve our stress together...If you'd like I can stroke you while you are stroking me better yet dear why dont we watch eachother stroke ourselves.. that would have stopped him and got you some sounds like you are a little up tight..rule of thumb be a lady in the street and a hore in the bedroom..trust and believe he will appreciate it.. Just relax and maybe you should enjoy your self by yourself every once in while... just remember he is not replacing you he is just releasing while you are not there... just take it easy its not cheating and dont be uptight...a movie is a movie weather its on a computer just tell him you didnt like to hear that..i mean if you cant handle it some people are just not intune to sexuallity or their own body....
2016-05-21 04:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, assuming he was teasing I would simply say, "Well, I can't remember. What will I get if I find it?"
Assuming he's serious I'd just say, "How the heck should I know? Where did you leave it?" Maybe followed by an: "Oh... you thought that after we both worked all day I should slave to feed both of us on your schedule. No. I've eaten. You're on your own." Then I might just scrape the plate I'd already made for him (if it existed) into the disposal right in front of him.
2007-04-28 18:51:35 · answer #3 · answered by ophelliaz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Being as he never talks that way to me, I'd know it was a joke, so I'd go along with it...first of all, my clothing would come off (granted my teenage boys were not home). I'd put on an apron and get in the kitchen. I'd teasingly have fun while making the salad...you know, I love cucumbers in my salad *haha*
Once I whipped up a quick, yummy meal, teasing him and getting him worked up while I cooked, then as we were enjoying our meal, I'd look at him and say, "Baby, YOU are in charge of MY dessert...get naked!"
2007-04-28 18:06:52 · answer #4 · answered by SweetKarma 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Man, some of these response are scary. Most of these ladies are definitely liberated and I am laughing my butt off. I did that in fun to my first wife and she threw a hot pan at me, burned my arm, but I learned, I never did it again even in fun.
2007-04-28 19:21:14 · answer #5 · answered by MT C 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would say a few highly inappropriate things to write on here. If you really want to know what I'd say (which would be VERY sassy and rude), then let me know and I'll tell you.
2007-04-28 18:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by ~*~Malarie~*~ 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
i woudl slap him and say : uhum.... ur fat enough, BITCHxO
i dont let anyone push me around, im doing the same work as he is so if he thinks he's entitled to make me do more work cuz of a difference in a body part, hahaha i would bitchslap that ************
2007-04-28 18:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I seriously would laugh. If i were married, then the type of guy I would be married to would say it fun. we would probably end up ordering take out and eating with our chopsticks naked...maybe on the rug in front of the fire. he must've had a bad day...poor baby
2007-04-28 18:06:03 · answer #8 · answered by sandibum 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hit him over the head with a frying pan. While he's out cold, toss the pan at him and say "Get it your own damn self".
Take Care,
Cindy
xoxo
2007-04-28 18:03:35 · answer #9 · answered by agarthfan_1999 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The rib Adam gave Eve is in the oven.
2007-04-28 18:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by phern43 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋