a Paradise like the Garden of Eden and people will live on it for a thousand years. I dont want to live in no frigging jungle. Why cant God just take me on to Heaven like he promased with Clubs, Dance Halls, Shopping Centers, Malls and Salons. I'm a Good Girl I am.
2007-04-28 17:51:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
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2007-04-28 18:47:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a lot more to going to heaven than being a good person. "They" will tell you that you have to accept Christ by admitting you're a sinner.
What they are telling you about will come after what is called the Rapture of the church. At that moment, Jesus will take his people to heaven, and then there will be seven years of tribulation where God tries to lead more people to him (I'm REALLY summarizing. Read Revalations, or the Left Behind series. It's time consuming, but it will explain what you need to know.) After that, Jesus comes back, and sends Satan and his followers to hell. Then comes Christ's thousand year reign on earth, where it will be just like heaven.
If you are right with the Lord, you will spend an eternity with him. The thousand years will seem minimal. Remember that you are blessed and will spend forever in the Glory of God.
2007-04-28 19:11:40 · answer #2 · answered by mandi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heaven is supposed to be free from credit card statements, junk mail, spam and taxes. If that means Heaven is a jungle, I'll take the jungle. Just remind me to pack the Deet, mosquito netting, and a couple cases of single malt scotch.
See ya there! Bring the ice cubes ---party's in my tent!
2007-04-28 18:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What on earth would make you think there are shopping malls, etc. in heaven? You really need to do some more reading.
2007-04-28 17:59:17 · answer #4 · answered by David L 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Beautiful!
2016-05-21 04:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Y'all got a jealous God--with no name--who doesn't want you going out and maybe finding out there's a lot more to the universe than Earth or Heaven.
2007-04-28 18:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by Terry 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hello i am haseeb baig , first of all i want to give you the answer that first check out that are you on the valid religion or not if yes then you will go into heaven forever other wise you will go into hell forever the line that you wrote that the earth will be changed into like heaven for a 1000 years , i think that part is related with jesus christ (ESA) when he will come back to earth he will kill (DAJJAL)after that good times will come to earth which will prevail for about i think that much of time which would be about 1000 years after this the Qayamat will come and after that the day of judgement will come in which all the humanity will stand in front of the one almiighty God and every one willl have it result there if he has done good he will get his reward and who has done bad he/she willl get that for compelete information try to ask from www.irf.net
2007-04-28 18:21:15 · answer #7 · answered by Superman 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You will get much more than you ever could imagine Jesus wants your love.SAY Jesus I am a sinner forgive my sins Come into my heart Jesus I believe You are the Son of God and You Jesus died for me because of my sins and believe it from your heart.Then tell Jesus Thank You for saving me and then Talk to Jesus and have a relationship with Him and I tell you That stuff you said you wanted will be like dog food in comparrison what Jesus has for you.Believe Me .
2007-04-28 17:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
There won't be any of those things you mentioned in heaven.
Heaven will be void of all these man made creations.
In heaven there will be peace and love and happiness.
Most importantly you will get to meet the creator himself.
2007-04-28 18:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Heaven is not a myth...Earth is just the preperation for what is to come.
2007-04-28 17:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by lucy9695 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋