2007-04-28 16:35:54 · 20 answers · asked by Canadian Time Traveler 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Are you in public, at a Starbucks? Look, just stay calm. And try not to make eye contact. THat's a dead giveaway, man. A dead f**King giveaway, do you understand ?!? OKay, now, that you're calm, reach down, feel your @ss and make sure it's all good down there, like you didn't soil yourself or nothing. OKay. Is it okay ? If it isn't, slip out- and fast. FAST ! If it's good, then don't worry about a thing. YOu're alright. YOu're going to be okay. Just keep tip-tappety-typing away... Like nothing happened. That's right: Nothing Happened !
2007-04-28 16:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by hertz donut 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like a roomful of people are going to know that fart came from you !!!! If they do think it's you, blame it on the barking spider !!!!! lol
2007-04-28 16:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Diana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stand there and look surprised like every other nauseous person in the room
2007-04-28 16:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by Rob 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blame the dog
2007-04-28 16:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by MichaelBuffy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a match near the fart area
Sooner or later... BOOM
2007-04-28 16:39:09 · answer #5 · answered by ɸ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Point everyone to the exits
2007-04-28 16:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by aerofrce1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at someone...
make a foul face... crinkle your nose...
act grossed out..
get up slowly... move away looking at them..
shaking your head....
fan the air... clear your nostrils... loudly...
say... gaaaawwwwwd !
you're in the clear.
2007-04-28 16:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by HB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do a little dance, *like when they get touchdowns in football* that always gives it the extra effect!
2007-04-28 16:54:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at the person next to you with a quizzical look on your face
2007-04-28 16:39:40 · answer #9 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Blame it on someone else.
2007-04-28 16:38:35 · answer #10 · answered by Mami 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋