1. Why do you always rub your face?
2. Fiddle faddle and woop dee do!
3. Matt Dillon......get your *** back here!
4. Miss Kitty will NOT believe this!
5. Doc...you DID go to medical school....right?
6. Hmmmm, that's a very interesting piece of information.
2007-04-28 14:05:31 · 6 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Doc Adams was eating breakfast, and enjoying it, when he looked up and there stood Festus. "What do you want? Can't I eat in peace?" Doc cried. "Why do you always rub your face? Is it because of me?" Festus asked. Doc just rolled his eyes and laughed. "Well, Doc, Sunshine McGillicutty is over at your office and needs to see you right now! Consarn it, Doc, Miss Kitty will not believe this, and you won't either!" Festus exclaimed. "Well, Festus, fiddle faddle and woop dee do...what are you waiting on, let me up, you old coot!"
As Doc and Festus meandered toward Doc's office, Matt came out of the Long Branch, saw Doc , turned around and hightailed it back inside. "Matt Dillon...get your *** back here!" Doc yelled. "Why are you runnin'?" Matt turned to Doc and hung his head. "Oh, nothing, Doc. Where are ya'll headed?" Doc laughed and said, "Where do you think? I am the doc around these parts, you know."
Doc continued to his office and saw Sunshine waiting for him.
"Doc, you DID go to medical school...right?" Sunshine asked.
"Well, of course I did, little lady!" Doc replied. "Why?"
"Oh, Doc, I think I may be in the family way, and you know that my name would just be blackened if that is so!" Sunshine cried. "Hmmm, that's a very interesting piece of information." Doc said. "Let's go inside and see what we see." After Doc examined Sunshine, he laughed so loud! "Why are you laughing, Doc?" Sunshine cried. "Well, little lady, you aren't in the family way...you just have a weird case of indigestion!!!" Doc laughed. "Is that why Matt looked so sheepish?"
Sunshine blushed and replied,"Yes, and will he be glad you found out what my problem is!" Sunshine giggled.
Later, Matt and Sunshine left town in her buggy to go to her homestead. As they drove out of town, Doc waved and called to them, "Oh, Sunshine, be careful of what you eat tonight!"
Doc laughed and laughed as they drove off...smiling into each other's eyes.
2007-04-28 15:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by altruistic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Upon reading the telegram, I see that Doc Adams never attended medical School . I think to myself;Hmmmm, that's a very interesting Piece of Information. Miss KItty will NOT Believe this.
I run to tell the Marshall and Miss Kitty, She is in shock and Matt walks out of the longbranch, I follow him out; Yelling Matt Dillon....... get your *** back here!.
Matt heads upstairs to confront Doc about it. He walks in to Doc and Festus talking, He tells him about the telegram almost in a joking manner and Doc starts rubbing his face but doesn't answer. Matt says Doc...you DID go to medical school....right?
Then Matt slams his hand down on the desk and says ; Why do you always rub your face? !! I need to know the truth about your license Doc.
Doc grumbles" Just get out of here Matt, I don't want to talk about that right now. Don't you see I have a Patient in there that needs me?
Festus replies Fiddle Faddle and woop de do! So what if he never went to medical School? He done took a few bullets out of you Matthew and yer still kickin.
LOL Best I could do
2007-04-28 14:32:47 · answer #2 · answered by Helpfulhannah 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just between you and me...I don't see how Doc made it all those years without Lady Linda! I know Miss Kitty will Not believe this! But if her eyes had been set on Doc instead of Matt..she would have never made it to first base....It doesn't matter now, we all know that she went after the young and gorgeous. Miss Sunshine owns Matt's heart now....as we all know.
Miss Linda asked Doc "Why do you always rub your face" you sweet thing? Doc's shy response was of course..Fiddle faddle and woop dee do"! You Lovely Lady, you just make me kind of nervous..
Lady Linda asked; "Doc...you Did go to medical school....right?" Well of course, was Doc's reply. Doc heard Matt snicker..and when he looked up, Matt was leaving, because he wanted the two of them to have some privacy.
Doc yelled "Matt Dillon...get your*** back here! Matt looked back towards the couple,smiled and proceeded out the door.
Doc, said Lady Linda...there's a need for a big, strong, intelligent doctor, such as yourself back where I come from. Won't you consider going back home with me and be my Honey Bunny for the rest of our lives.....Doc excused himself, he was about to pass out.
As he walked out the door, he was talking under his breath, and rubbing his face...and saying,Hmmmm, that's a very interesting piece of information
2007-04-28 14:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Small signs of Spring were beginning to arrive around Dodge City -- patches of grass appearing here & there and delicate little flowers opening their faces toward the gradually warming sun. Not surprisingly, Marshal Dillon is looking MIGHTY good in a new store-bought shirt that fits him just right. It was a terribly long winter and having been snowed in & cooped up together for so long, Festus and his mule Ruth are beginning to look alike. Things were picking up in town and Miss Sunshine sashayed into the saloon, pretty as a picture in her new pink bonnet that had just been delivered on the last coach. Doc was sure that trouble was brewing, but Miss Kitty just sulked her way back to the corner, licking her wounds. Curtis, who had been away for awhile, was catching up on all that had happened in his absence. "Sunshine said WHAT to Matt??!!" he hollered, finding out that Dodge City's newest sweethearts were now engaged to be married. At the best table, Sunshine was having a confidential chat with Festus. "Now don't go telling anyone," she whispered, "but OMG... he finally kissed me." Festus turned bright red and fell to laughing. "Sounds like a crazy dream I had about Ruth," he confessed. "Hee Haw and I love you!"
2016-05-21 02:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doc Adams was in his long johns sitting in the horse troth, oblivious to all around him. He was singing at the top of his lungs “Fiddle faddle and woop dee do I’m getting married how about you?” Men passing by were laughing and offering him advice, while the ladies were turning their heads and trying to ignore him. Usually good ole Doc was a model citizen, but he has really taken a shine to two of the ladies that have taken up resident at the Long Branch saloon. Lately, his infatuations were causing him to do some rather strange things.
As Doc sat singing in the water, his friend, Marshal Matt Dillon walked over to the troth. “Doc, what in the world are you doing in there?” “I’m proving a point. Misses Chola and Silva both made a comment that I smelled like an old goat, so I am publicly showing all that care to see, that I do indeed bathe.” “Now please hand me the soap over then so I can finish the job” said Doc. Matt, ignored the request and started to walk away. “Matt Dillon…get your ***back here!” shouted Doc, but Marshal Dillon did not stop and continued on into the saloon, leaving poor Doc to figure out another way to get his soap.
Matt sat down the table where Chola and Silva were at. He proceeded to tell the ladies what Doc Adams was doing and they both erupted into uncontrolled fits of laughter. “You know, Miss Kitty will NOT believe this. It’s a shame she’s out of town visiting relatives right now” said the Marshal.
Suddenly, it became quite in the saloon. Standing in the door way was Doc Adams and Miss Sunshine. They looked about and then marched over to Matt Dillon’s table. Miss Sunshine grabbed an empty chair from a near by table and moved it between Miss Silva and the Marshal. The she sat down with a smile on her face like she had won a prize at the carnival. “Morning Marshal” Miss Sunshine said, while ignoring all others at the table. “Morning Miss Sunshine” the Marshal replied.
“Doc…you DID go to medical school…right?” asked Matt. “You know I did, why do you ask?” replied Doc. “Well, seems to me that you are doing some mighty strange things lately” the Marshal said. Doc sat down in a chair between Chola and Silva and started rubbing his face. “And another thing, why do you always rub your face?” asked Matt. Doc, never one for a loss for words, replied that he was daydreaming about the beautiful women he was sitting between. Chola and Silva both leaned over and kissed Doc on the cheek. “Chola” said Silva, “Don’t you think Doc Adams smells much better now?” asked Silva. “Indeed he does” agreed Chola. Doc meanwhile, looked like a cat that swallowed the bird. His face was red and he appeared to be embarrassed. Finally, he said “Hmmmm, that’s a very interesting piece of information. Maybe I should bath in the horse troth more often. Do one of you ladies offer to assist me?”
“They will not be doing that, you old love sick hound dog” came a reply from the door. All eyes turned as Miss Kitty strolled in. “Hello Miss Kitty” said Matt. “Good to have you back.” She told Chola and Silva to get to work as they were dancers at the saloon. Both excused themselves and went up to the stage, the music started and the show began. Miss Kitty sat down beside the Marshal and glared at Miss Sunshine. Neither one of the women were willing to give up hopes of landing Matt as a husband. Doc meanwhile was watching Chola and Silva, smiling like a nine year old who just got kissed by the girl next door. Love was definitely in the air at Dodge City.
2007-04-28 19:20:36 · answer #5 · answered by marilynn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"BANG,BANG,BANG".......Matt Dillon was awoken by a loud pounding on his door at 3AM. He had just left the smokin' hot bed of his honey Sunshine an hour before and was getting some much needed rest! "WTF" He said as he groggily dragged his *** to the door. "What in tarnation is going on?" he asked. Doc Adams was standing in the doorway looking mighty grim. "Matthew we have to talk" he said, brushing past him into the kitchen."I'll come straight to the point" he said "Miss Kitty is pregnant" Matt looked like he might drop dead on the spot! ""THATS IMPOSSIBLE" he screamed. "she's too damn old for that! Doc.....you did go to medical school....right? Matt was frantic, he ran down into the street in only his breeches! "Matt Dillon..... get your *** back here now!!!" yelled Doc.Although not too common, menopause babies did happen! Matt had come back in and was now pacing back and forth like a madman. "Miss Kitty will not believe this" he said "Hell, I don't even believe it!!" he yelled. "Doc are you absolutely sure and did you tell her yet?" he asked. Doc rubbed his face in the vexing way he had of doing it. Matt erupted "Why do you always rub your face, for Godsakes, why must you do something you know annoys me at a time like this!!!" Doc had no idea that he did this or that it irked Matt! He smiled to the side not letting Matt see that he was amused, after all, no use making it worse!
All of the noise had drifted over to Miss Sunshine's rooms. At first she thought she was dreaming as she heard her beloved's voice but she soon realized she was awake! She rushed out and over to his place as fast as her little feet could carry her! Matt was standing there looking sick and Doc had an odd smirk in his face. She quickly got the story from Doc. "Hmmmmm", she said, "thats a very interesting piece of information" Both Matt and doc looked at her as if she had grown another head! "What!!!" they asked in unison.
Sunshine knew for an absolute fact that Miss kitty could not be pregnant and she realized what must have happened!! She took some deep breaths to steady her nerves. "Doc, the other day I left a sample of urine for you to have tested, on your desk in your office, I think you may have mixed it up with some that you had gotten from Miss kitty" Her voice trailed off........ Doc thought a moment then realization dawned on his face! "I'll leave now to let you and Matt sort it out" he said as he walked away smiling. All the while Matt had been putting two and two together. Sunshine looked at him from the corner of her eye as she went to sit on the couch, (she suddenly felt overcome!!). "OMG" he said, as he scooped her up gently in his arms. "You have made me a very happy man tonight" he said.They talked about their future plans way into the morning hours and he finally accompanoed her to her rooms. As he walked home he jumped up and clicked his heels together. "Fiddle Fadle and woop de do!!!" he cried as HE did an Irish jig in the middle of Dodge City!!!
2007-04-28 15:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by Silva 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋