How come YOUR cat/dog/bird...?

Question

...doesn't do any of the HILARIOUS things that could win you $10,000 from AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEO? Does your pet WANT you to be poor??

Answer 1

i used to have a dog that did awesome funny things, but we didn't have a video camera. : (

stupid dog.

oh and i'm canadian so i wouldn't qualify anyways.

Answer 2

Well, mine has. The problem is is that I don't follow her around 24/7 with a Video Camera trying to catch her doing something Hilarious!!

Answer 3

They do, unfortunately every time I get the camera out they find it so fascinating that they don't do anything except sit andf watch me sitting holding the camera !
I have considered installing cctv in the house.....

I have 13 cats - they can be extremely chaotic at times.

Answer 4

Turtles and hedgehogs are the first animals that come to techniques with me ... cats being a 'late 0.33' at perfect. even as i don't have a stay turtle, that's my chosen 'spirit animal' ... i grow to be a 'hare' operating everywhere in the city, doing many roles (a minimum of I did all of them okay to excellently') yet then I remembered the tale of the tortoise and the hare, and that the tortoise receives to win interior the end. i began being more advantageous of a tortoise, and gathering them in print and figures (I now own over 2 hundred turtle figures and about 60 pictures). My 2d is my puppy hedgehog, Tiggy ... I kept asking my husband to get me a guinea pig to modify the cat we had to grant away because shall we moved to a 'no pets' progression. He kept putting forward no. i determined i might want to 'up the ante' so i might want to get my guinea pig, and said if i could not have a guinea pig, i needed a hedgehog. about a week later, I were given Tiggy ... who has been joined lately through our kitten (now over 5 months previous), hurricane. My fourth animal can be a horse, because I have continually loved horses, and this morning my husband needed to entice close if i might want to nevertheless holiday a horse (as if i might want to ignore how ... I continually rode them as a baby through till I were given pregnant with my first baby and had to end. certain, i can nevertheless holiday a horse ... even at fifty 8, with severe arthritis ... I in simple terms might want to need a field to get on (under no circumstances mandatory one among those in the previous) and a good looking good quiet horse at first. Why? He needs to flow to a 'mattress and breakfast' that retains horses so i can flow using with him. he's been on a horse too ... all of two times in his existence! whats up, if he's up for it, so am I, yet likely no longer till i'm 60. (he remains a 'youngster' at fifty one, yet he might want to keep up with me, no longer me keep up with him). And now i will make it easier to flow ... constructive question, through how ... and that i desire you loved my 'longer than others' answer!

Answer 5

My cat does some really strange things that often cause me and my friends to laugh, but she's camera shy.

Answer 6

My 6 dogs and 2 parrots think we are rich and they wouldn't cross the road to see a piss ant eat a bale of hay. (I taught them that) Mama's angels. Awwwwww. @80)

Answer 7

I ask my cat that exact same question every day...she just turns around and walks away. I tell you no respect, no respect at all.

Answer 8

Oh, My dog has,but I didnt have the camera out to record it, and I asked him to do it again, and he just refuses.

Answer 9

Because I don't want to be humiliated =(.

Answer 10

i think those animals are trainedd to do that ****