I love Stewie. He is a hoot. What is your favorite catchphrase or saying or episode?
2007-04-28 12:10:34 · 7 answers · asked by 2 Happily Married Americans 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
What the deuce?! Stewie's awesome!
2007-04-28 16:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I luv family guy Stewie: I love God. He's so deliciously evil. [watching cheerleaders changing in a locker room] Stewie: It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor-mortis. Lois: It's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane. Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers! Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside. Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am? Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic? Stewie: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb. Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. Stewie: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here. Stu: Isn't it funny how they say "life is like a box of chocolates"? Well in your case, dear mother, life is like a box of active grenades! Stewie Griffin: Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight. Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. Meg: Can I be in the play, Mom? Stewie: Oh yes, you can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive. Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californiay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins. Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny! Stewie Griffin (picking a booger): Does this not disgust you? Brian: Kid, you're talkin' to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper. [Lois is washing Stewie's hair in the sink] Stewie Griffin: Careful. It's 'gently rub the scalp', not 'scrub like you're trying to get the vomit out of a Christmas dress', you stupid holiday drunk.
2016-05-21 02:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by jodie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, b****
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
there both pretty good but theres sooooo many others
2007-04-28 15:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by Steve s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You know mother, life is like a box of chocalates. You never know what your going to get. Your life however, is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!"
2007-04-28 12:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by noskillzorz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
.................I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!! I LOVE STEWIE SO MUCH!!!! sorry i couldn't answer your question i just love them all so much
2007-04-28 12:14:33 · answer #5 · answered by CraziChild4Lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my fav. phrase is damn u
2007-04-28 13:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by vapor47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn u
2007-04-28 12:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by ATM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋