Do conservatives wash their hands?

Question

Why do they assume that someone has feces on their hands because they don't overuse toilet paper? Is it because they don't wash their hands after using the bathroom?
I realize that George Carlin had a stand up routine about how not washing your hands after poohing can expose you to minimal ammounts of bacteria and increase your immune system, and maybe there's some truthe to that, but I can't help but to wash my hands after using the bathroom.

I asked about conservatives, wibelle, because a lot of them are assuming that because Sheryl Crowe uses one piece of toilet paper, that she is walking around with feces on her hands. I thought that an assumption like that could only come from someone who hasn't considered washing their hands after using the bathroom.

Answer 1

Yes conservatives wash their hands after using the
restroom.

They also wash their hands after being near a liberal

Answer 2

All I can say in response is that there is a guy at my work who does not wash his hands after doing his business. People notice, no one will now sit with him at lunch, around the table in a staff meeting or ride in his car places. Oh, and by the way - conservatives probably wash their hands as much as anyone else

Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one. Robert E. Lee

Answer 3

All of us survived our childhoods with poopy fingers, and worse, so to each their own, as for me, I use as much TP as necessary, and I wash my hands when finished, and I should add that after reading all this nonsense regarding Sheryl Crowe EWWWW! (Thanks Nikki:) LOL, I haven't been shaking as many hands as I use to;) LOL

Answer 4

I assume you are liberal, since you are asking specifically about conservatives. It appears that you think that conservatives don't wash their hands ... not quite sure why you are asking about that, but here goes.

I'm conservative - much more so than most. And I do wash my hands after using the bathroom. My husband is also conservative - and he washes his hands after using the bathroom.

So yes, conservatives do wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Answer 5

I'm sure they do. It's a mental block. Psychologically, I cannot help but feel repulsed by someone that admits they only use 1 square of toilet paper.

Answer 6

As a child of conservatives, I was always taught not to pee or poop on my hands in the first place. Maybe Libs werent.

Answer 7

That airhead only needs one square and doesn't need to wash her hands because obviously her poop don't stink.

Answer 8

consertatives wash their hands after shaking hands with a liberal

Answer 9

Sheryl Crowe=EWWWWWWWWWW!

Answer 10

Sure they do but in hell they will be up to the necks in KaKa.