What do you say we go on a Picnic?

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Sunshine was just putting the last cookie in the picnic basket when Matt came through the front door. She smiled as he stood there....all 6'7" of him....."MMMMMM......bet you taste better than any of this stuff I just made!" Matt laughed as he threw his hat on the sofa and headed for the kitchen.

Wait!! Let's just sloooooooow down a bit. I better catch you up on the latest doings on Dodge. 'Kay, here goes....Sunshine MacGillicutty, of the MacGillicutty's of Virginia, comes to Dodge City. Matt falls madly in love with her. He breaks off his on-again, off-again relationship with Miss Kitty Russell. Miss Kitty becomes a drunk....not even Louis Pheeters can keep pace with her!! THe famous Hussies From Hoboken.... Silva(The Vixen From Vermont) and Chola( The cutie from Chattanoogie) try to steal Matt from Sunshine. Sunshine just laughs and lets Matt decide for himself. Matt very politely shows them the door..."Here's your hat. What's your hurry!!" Let's see...what else? What else? Oh, yeah, LadyLinda comes to town and latched unto to Doc Adams......now THAT'S one for the books. Doc has taken to long buggy rides, as of late. The Morgan family is still angry at him for forgetting to deliver their triplets. He MEANT to go out to their farm...but LadyLinda wouldn't let him out of bed!!!
Subsequently, the babies were delivered by the local pig farmer......their names are: Porky,Petunia and Babe....that's another story!!

Okay, back to the kitchen ......."Smells mighty nice in here, my little silly filly." Matt tries to kiss Sunshine as she stuffs a warm cookie in his mouth. He chuckles as he chortles the cookie.(WTF... only God knows what THAT means.) As he tries to wipe the chocolate chip smear from his face...."Here, Matt....I have a better idea." Sunshine starts licking it from his face.
BINGO!!!! To bed they go!!! As he flings her unto their fluffy,large bed, Sunshine does her famous Tarzan scream.
Matt is tripping over his boots as he laughs hysterically while pulling his shirt over his head.

Meanwhile, Doc and LadyLinda are just pulling up in the buggy. They had planned on joining Matt and his nutty girlfriend for the picnic. As Sunshine's Jungle Cry flies through the air, Doc brings the buggy to a screeching halt. "What the HELL was that," he shouts?! LadyLinda, (who nearly fell out of the buggy!):" Well, my guess is, that's Sunshine being bedded down by none other than Marshal Matt Dillon.....but more importantly, I nearly lost a year of growth when you screamed.....GOD,Doc.....relax ! " Doc rubs his mouth and nose, as is his wont....."Seems to me YOU did your share of screaming last night!! THAT didn't seem to be a problem! Come on!! Let's not have a fight right outside the window of two people who are.".....!!!!!!! His sentence is interrupted as Matt shouts out, "Yipee KY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Doc shakes his head...."Jesus Christ," he mutters as he and LadyLinda go on the picnic alone.

Answer 2

I'd love a picnic too, but Sunshine is the one serving up some juicy stuff there. I hope she's taking her Geritol. LOL.

Answer 3

Mmmmm... I'm baking cinnamon tortilla cookies as we speak and I am about to make Desert Apple Enchiladas and I just made some Super Cinnamon Vinalla Waffles!

Good thing you caught me on a cooking day! I'll bring 'em!

C Ya soon!

Answer 4

Cream Corn Reach around

Answer 5

Ooo! It sounds nice to me.
How about in the middle of a forest shaded by the trees?
:D
=)

Answer 6

Yay!
Picnics are fun...
I had one just last week.

Answer 7

I'll bring the hot chicken wings and napkins.

Answer 8

sounds good to me. I will bring the hot dods and chips. How far do I have to travel.?

Answer 9

I'll bring the cheesecake!

Answer 10

Youll need some lemonade too!