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He needed glasses of course. Do you know how hard it is to find a good medical plan that covers an optometrist?

2007-04-28 10:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Oh he did, but do you *know* how many freaking *trees* there are in the jungle? o_o LOTS. "That" tree was never the same exact tree twice, trust me.

Not to mention....concussions suck when it comes to remembering things, he was likely screwed up after the first collision with the tree. After that...well, you tell me, how many hard shots to the head *does* it take to make you see double? ^_^

Hope this helps....thanks for your time! ^_^

2007-04-28 11:06:39 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0 0

Just kind of a general update, he wasn't the smartest Ape in the jungle... In fact he was kind of like me with except with a buff body flying thru the air.

2007-04-28 11:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because, living in the jungle, he suffered from a junk food deficiency which adversely affected his brain.

2007-04-28 10:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 1 0

Because he was only the BRANCH manager. His partner was in charge of complete trees.

2007-04-28 10:59:10 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 0

Because he thinks the trees are an allusion

2007-04-28 10:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because it would take away all the fun

2007-04-28 10:57:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He forgot to put his contact lenses in.

2007-04-28 11:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0 0

Because we need something to laugh at.

2007-04-28 10:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by Krayden 6 · 0 0

LOL! because then the movie wouldn't be funny!

2007-04-28 10:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ MEOW ♥ 6 · 0 1

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