A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital, while on the operating table she had a near death experience, on seeing God she asked is my time up?
God says no you have another 43 years 2 months and 8 days to live yet, when she recovers she has a face lift ,boob job ,tummy tuck , new hair style thinking she would make the best of the time she had left.
as she left the hospital after her last operation she was killed by an ambulance, when she meets God she said i thought i had another 43 years left why didn't you save me? God replied i didn't recognize you .
2007-04-28 10:54:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
of course its funny my favourite little slaphead lol, hugaroonies x
2007-04-28 10:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
AAAWWWW! Thank you for the laff! 10/10
2007-04-29 05:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by Welshdragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was posted a couple of weeks ago....still slightly amusing tho!
2007-04-28 18:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny have a star if I could give more than one then I would.........LOL
2007-04-29 01:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-04-28 17:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thank you for the smile let me give you a star
2007-04-28 17:57:55 · answer #6 · answered by hyper29 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah good
2007-04-28 17:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by TAFF 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's really funny!!!!
have a star!
2007-04-28 17:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny ish
2007-04-28 18:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha! yeah thats a good one!
2007-04-28 17:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by Yak-Yak 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋