And it might help if you tell me the question you asked just to clarify things!
2007-04-28 09:33:58 · 16 answers · asked by Dragon 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Not sure if its the funniest but one sticks in my head. I asked " who do athiests blame if they cant blame God? And Do athiests say "god damn it"?
One guy, an athiest said, he says "god damn it and oh my god because during sex its easier to say than "oh my im not sure of your existance yet". lmao, I still think about that. I think his name was dreke.
2007-04-28 09:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
___Question___
If you just took a dump in a public restroom and had no TP, what would you do?
And there's no one in the next stall to hand you toilet paper!
___Best Answer___
"Brace yourself! None of this is very pretty.
* Try to find paper in the next stall--while holding up my pants loosely.
* Hobble over to grab paper towels (Hoping it's not a bathroom with a hand dryer!)
* If in total desperation I COULD use my undershirt, and roll it as discreetly as possible, and shove it in the trash receptacle.
Otherwise, I can't explain it but sometimes I can tell I've taken one of those relatively "clean" dumps and I can sense there's not like a lot of residue. Ha ha.
But I have never been so desperate that I haven't checked FIRST for paper!
One more thing--I would tell a little white lie and notify someone that "I used the last of" the T.P. so the next jamoche doesn't have to face the same choices!"
2007-04-28 09:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by GallopingGrasshoppers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the question was one I asked on LOOKING pregent but not being, as I had bloating due to IBS but was 110% sre I was not pregnent.
I recieved many answers which were really helpful and in the end couldnt choose between them- I had to let yahoo choose. All except one lady who had grey short hair,
She mentioned afew tablets which may help, then proceeded to finish her response with "take care, you have a very important person on board"
Didn't have the heart to give her a negative vote/thumbs down as I just figured she had broken her glasses and thus couldn't read any of the smaller type of the question.
2007-04-28 09:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Voodoo Doll Question?
A guy at work flirts with my coworker alot. He told her he was creating this "project" and needed something personal of hers that she would not be able to get back. She gave him a cheap lip gloss she had she could part with. A week later she found it he has his new "Voodoo Doll" holding the lip gloss. My question is what could this do to my friend me and his cubemate in the long run. I don't believe in magic I would just like to know if anyone thinks anything could happen to anyone of us. Are you required to give that person something for the magic to happen?
One I picked as best answer:
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if i were your boss, i'd fire all a y'all. put them danged dolls down and get back to work!
2007-04-28 09:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 13:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked a question about poisons, and this one guy told me that it would depend on the concentration, the strength, how fast your heart rate was and blah blah blah.
Then he said "Guess you were never a boy scout, huh?"
Well Of course I was never a boy scout, idiot! I'm a girl, you retard!!
2007-04-28 09:40:29 · answer #6 · answered by cherryxblossom55 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mr Mojo made me laugh on this one even though he's just a bigoted Muslim hater. At least he has a sense of humor about it, albeit a twisted one.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgVJCR0tHiRLmJE2w52Phzbty6IX?qid=1006050721080
2007-04-28 09:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The answer chosen as best to my should I rob my bank or pay my credit card question. Good laugh.
2007-04-28 09:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who's worse for America? Osama Bin Laden or Al Gore?
Answer by IDA HO
"Al Gore will be taking all of us for a ride. That dumb *** has been smokin' too much of that stuff and don't know what the hell he be talkin' bout.
Osama can keep his camal *** smellin' self over in them there desert. I don't wanna see his *** nowhere."
2007-04-28 09:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by $Sun King$ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I asked a question about having Y!A enemies & this guy told me a story about running someone over with his SUV truck. It was hilarious
2007-04-28 09:36:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋