What's your cutest/funniest pet story? Best story gets 10 points!?

Answer 1

One of my dogs sleeps in my room at night, and one morning when my alarm clock went off I hit the snooze button by accident. I went and took my shower, but when I came out I heard my alarm ringing again. I went to shut it off but as I headed down to the bedroom the sound started to diminish. Thinking that was kind of weird I headed to the living room, and here comes my dog from around the chair with the most pathetic look on her face and her mouth ringing. She had the clock in her mouth and as soon as I put my hand down she dropped the clock in it and then trotted down the hall to go back to bed.

Answer 2

Where to begin!

I used to let my hamster run around in the hall because there was nowhere for her to escape to. Once I couldn't find her anywhere and was just starting to think she'd evaporated when I saw the floor length hall curtain swinging - she was clinging to the top of it right by the ceiling, her little legs splayed out. Mummy had to rescue her quick! A little mouse of mine also needed rescuing when he climbed up my clock radio wire and didn't know what to do when he reached the wire - he just clung on like it was a rope with his little tail twirling around like a propellor. That's the same mouse who used to curl up on my beanbag in the middle of my room to sleep - and I had a nap with him napping next to me on my pillow. Mr Jingles was as legendary as the mouse in the film.

My friend has a 70kg (155lb) rottie - he isn't even fat he's just ENORMOUS, and a bit of a baby. The other day she was walking him through an alley behind some houses and he starting sniffing a garden fence. A little yorkie in the garden broke out into a volley of yaps and he nearly leapt straight into my friend's arms - she said the look on his face seemed to say 'mummy why's that fence barking at me?!'

Chalice

Answer 3

I was walking my dog Ryleigh at night. It was early winter and earlier that day we finally got a good amount of packing snow. Of course the neighborhood children built a snowman right next to the sidewalk.

Now, Ryleigh and I are still working on the whole walking on a leash thing. She is always pulling and trying to lead the way. We got within 20 ft of the snowman and she started to drop behind me. Ryleigh would peek around my legs to catch glimpses of the snowman.

At about 10 ft away, Ryleigh stopped moving. She absolutely refused to get any closer. I was talking to her trying to reassure her, but she wasn't having it. I dragged her closer and closer to the snowman. I eventually ended up bent at an awkward angle holding on to my dog with one hand and patting the snowman with the other. I said "Its made of water. Can't you smell it? Its a nice snowman."

I ended up having to pick her up and carry her past the snowman. On our return trip she walked right past the snowman with no problems. Ryleigh is such a funny dog. I am just glad that it was late at night so no one was around to see me patting the snowman and talking to the dog.

Answer 4

My dog.She loves to brush her teeth soo much that every morning when I brush my teeth she yipps untill I get out her electric toothbrush,put tooth paste on it (She loves Van. Mint) She stands up on her back feet and holds the tooth brush with her front paws. (I help of course) She chews on the toothbrush and even switches sides.She gets mad if I don't have time in the morning to do it so I have to do it when I get home from work.No lie. She is a german shep mix

Answer 5

i have a few lol one night about six months ago my kittens gizmo and dutches were playing and i woke up to got talk to my mom and i was lookin to check on them and dutches was walk in on her hind legs and hops to it was so funny she looked like a dog begging
another story is my hamster Priscilla is full of energy so i bought her a ball to run around in and i put her on the bed with me and i layed down starting to watch TV and she runs right in my face and i moved her about 5 feet and point her in another direction and she ran in to my face again for about 20 mins

this story is last night i had put priscilla in her ball nad put her on the floor well my dog lil bit (rat terrier and chihuahua)so it was gonna hurt her starts sniffing the ball and priscilla startedto chase her my hanster chased my dog all around the house lol

Answer 6

I think my cutest was when i took one of my cats kittens down stairs and she followed me crying and when i put the kitten in her face she took the kitten and ran back to the box were she had her other kittens!

Answer 7

My dachshund ran away one time and after hours of searching,we pull in the drive way and he's sitting in the garage waiting for us!!!!!

Answer 8

ok, so i was cleaning out my iguana cage and i put my iguana lily in this container so i could clean it out. so i walk away to go get some sand to put in her cage and i when i came back she was gone. a few days later i gave up hope on finding her and presumed she was dead. so i open up the milk carton to pour a glass of milk and she jumps out at me. she scared me to death!

Answer 9

well our windows are really clean and the back door is spotless so i was going outside and my dog (dread) was following i closed the door and he slammed right into it it was priceless and heres another story .my dog dread thats his name he was like talking to me and hes like i love my mommy but it was in a squeaky voice and then hes like son of a b**** and then we caught it on tape it was so funny

Answer 10

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my dog she is ten years old and she says "i love you" . i started teaching her "i love you" when she was really little she was so cute so i kept on repeating it in front of her now she can say "i love you" she can also stand on her hind legs and clap it is so cute .. this is true ..