I don't do weddings and I don't do funerals. Very few exceptions are made to that rule.
Last wedding I went to was nearly ten years ago and I was put in a very long and unflattering seafoam green dress. WTF??? Who the hell wears seafoam green?? And.. you know, the bride was not a small girl. So why does she think that putting all her friends in a dress made for size zero people was a good idea? NONE OF US WERE A SIZE ZERO. This is primarily what pisses me off about weddings.
Why can't people just pledge it before a damn judge and get it over with? I sure as hell won't be having one ever.
Wow.. I may need to slow down on the coffee and work on my paper if I can write that much about a wedding question.
2007-04-28 05:39:22
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't go to weddings. I'm superstitious, every wedding I've ever been to ended in divorce. I'm good at the reception part though :)
2007-04-28 10:09:09
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answered by Dylanne 6
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I've made a point of invading three of them today, to eat all the potato salad at the buffet
2007-04-28 10:13:05
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answered by ? 3
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not me. the only thing i like about going to someone's wedding is that they have free alcohol, food, and beautiful woman.
2007-04-28 10:15:16
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answered by Alexander 6
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not today but in a couple of months and I'm really excited coz I've got a gorgeous outfit to wear!!!
2007-04-28 10:06:04
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answered by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6
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It's my Birthday . 38 and lookin great.
GOD BLESS have a Great Day
2007-04-28 10:07:39
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answered by TCC Revolution 6
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not me , but i am going to a kids b/day party and then after that a baby-Shower.
2007-04-28 10:07:06
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answered by TakeNoticeNow 3
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I'm going next week, but not now.
2007-04-28 12:12:52
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answered by riodejaneirofun 6
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Apparently it's just you, J.
2007-04-28 10:05:50
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answered by kitten lover3 7
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not me
2007-04-28 15:24:49
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answered by Anonymous
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