I spotted one sign in a restroom that said, "We aim to please, you aim too please."
2007-04-27 17:12:20 · 10 answers · asked by sokrates 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Well, it was 2 signs: At the corner of the street, the sign for the name of the street was "LIFE AVE." ....and seriously, about 50 feet behind it was another sign, "DEAD END". It was literally a dead end street named Life Ave.
2007-04-27 17:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 12:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are These are not funny, but I thought quite meaningful:
1. Sign behind a heavy truck: If you cant see my mirror, I cant see you.
2. Sign at a clothes dyeing factory entrance: We dye to please you.
3. Sign on a car's boot: Don't come too close: I have bad breath.
4. Sign on a motor cycle: Caution: Left hand drive. (The meaning of this is not clear. This sign appeared in a place where vehicles have their steering on the right-side, unlike as in the US.)
2007-04-28 05:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a sign in a yard west of the town in which I live that reads, " Local honey for sale ". Everytime I pass it by, I'm tempted to stop and ask the owner how old she is and whether or not I can meet her...haha.
2007-04-27 17:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes you see a sign at the foot of an escalator that says "Dogs must be carried". Sounds like you can't get on unless you are carrying a dog.
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2007-04-27 20:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually saw a BBQ restaurant during a roadtrip that read: You Can't Beat Our Meat!
I nearly swerved off the road laughing so hard. :)
2007-04-27 17:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by VHagerty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i saw a sign in the mens room stating: here i sit on the pooper ...giving birth to a baby state trooper
2007-04-27 17:22:24 · answer #7 · answered by big johnson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there were dept. of public works and highways men working on the road with this sign "slow men, at work"
2007-04-27 18:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by emerald 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a condon dispenser
"This gum tastes rubbery..."
2007-04-27 17:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by S1LK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Support Mental Health Or I'll Kill You" cracks me up
2007-04-27 17:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by jxt299 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋