2007-04-27 12:48:55 · 3 answers · asked by FishNChimps 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
George W. Bush has the status as America's top banana.
A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.
"For a Democrat brain, $500,000. For a Republican brain, $200,000," replied the vet.
All the Democrats in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between Democrat and Republican brains?"
"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "Republican's brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!".
2007-04-28 07:05:34 · answer #1 · answered by bwlobo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So you are saying we had the choice in the last election between a monkey and monkey dung?
2007-04-28 00:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by Caninelegion 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
somewhere in between.
2007-04-27 22:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋