It's soo PC to have a lot of Velcro How could Jesus resist
2007-04-27 11:34:51 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Mmmmmmm. Velcro.
2007-04-27 12:08:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How much damage will men like George Bush, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, Sam Brownback, Ralph Reed, and Rick Santorum inflict before reason prevails and they are unmasked as the twisted, malevolent charlatans that they are? Fundamentalist Christians, adherents to a nauseating perversion of Christianity (conjured from their twisted imaginations and their distorted interpretations of the Bible) wield a significant amount of power in the United States, socially and politically. Fund-raising, promotional, and organizational skills have enabled these Corpora-Fascist Capitalists masquerading as practitioners of the Christian faith to gain pervasive influence over the Republican Party. Despite recent blows, Republicans still control the Executive and Legislative branches of government, and are well on their way to dominating the Judicial branch by appointing judges who zealously rule in ways which promote the Social Darwinism, elitism, bigotry, property rights, and corporate power the Christo-Fascist Fundamentalist Christians crave.
2007-04-27 18:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by somber 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is certainly on the president's side. I am so sure of that! I know that you may not believe me but If you could see what I see then there would be nothing to worry about. Baby Jesus is smiling! See what I mean..stand by our president, sir...By the way, I would love to be the War Czar, any chance of that? What say ya, Larry?
2007-04-27 18:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quit possibly, ripping on Jesus is not a good thing to do. He'll be plenty pissed at all of us since noone seems to know the way anymore.It will be a time for spankings for everyone.
2007-04-27 20:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by Ret. Sgt. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No he would do what he did before when he was here
Drink wine hang around with prostitutes and make pro slavery anti gentile comments and Bush will follow him around
2007-04-27 18:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Larry. Nice try, but it appears that Moe's reign as the Smart Stooge will continue for at least another day.
2007-04-27 18:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No way, he is scheduled for the bowling tournament in Youngstown ,Ohio.Date to be determined by his calender,so stop screwing around with stupid innuendos!
2007-04-27 20:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by dumbuster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mister ..I think you are a few fries short of a Happy Meal
2007-04-27 18:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by phantasygirlhfc 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
You won't be laughing when Jesus does return.
2007-04-27 18:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
With any luck yes.
2007-04-27 18:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Tall Chicky 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋