It doesnt have to be and old and wise quote it can be fun or funny.
thx
2007-04-27 10:52:12 · 31 answers · asked by daize 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
Life is short, eat dessert first!
If you are what you eat, eat something cute!
2007-04-27 10:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Madison :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are so many quotes..Here are a few:
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names"
John Kennedy 1917-1963
"A narcissist is someone better looking than you" Gore Vidal
"Knowledge speaks,but wisdom listens" Jimi Hendrix
"Be nice to people on the way up, because you might meet them on the way down" Jimmy Durante
"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship"Sharon Stone
I have not failed, I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work" Thomas Edison
"I'll moider da bum"..Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento..when asked,what he thought of Shakespeare
2007-05-03 13:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by howdoilvthee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oscar Wilde quotes!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
In a handbag!
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
I am not young enough to know everything.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation... ;)
2007-05-03 23:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by V-ron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Self-deception remains the most difficult deception. The tricks that
work on others count for nothing in that very well-lit back alley where
one keeps assignations with oneself..." -- Joan Didion
"Most people, even though they don't know it, are asleep. ... They
never understand the loveliness and the beauty of this thing that we call
human existence." -- Father Anthony de Mello
"Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by
ourselves alone--we find it with another." -- Thomas Merton
2007-05-04 09:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by caramellillady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most memorable quotes, are the quotes that indicate your stocks have risen in price.
2007-04-27 10:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by Carlos G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Playwright Lillian Helman said, "I will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashion."
Groucho Marx said, "Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read."
2007-04-27 10:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
falling in love is like falling off a building..you dont get hurt till the very last!!!
Come grow old with me, the best is yet to come!!
When a woman marries she gets only
half the man ,the other half she must make!
2007-04-27 11:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by barley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...i have a lot. I'll give you a few.
"My mom always said that normal is just a cycle on the washing machine." -wyonna judd-
"I've got 'sometimers'. Sometimes i remember and sometimes i forget." -spike lee-
"Its useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office."-shirley mcclaine
"They say mothers know how to push our buttons-because they installed them." -robin williams
(my favorite)
"You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brain? I think we only use ten percent of our heart." -owen wilson-
2007-05-05 09:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by Liz_Marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your p'd off at how I am, you can just f'off and get glad in the same pannies you got mad in.
It's colder than a well diggers hind-end
Oh horsefeathers
2007-05-01 11:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by Swish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do good things quietly (unknown)
The world is my country, My religion is to go good (T.Paine)
In vino veritas (translated - truth comes out in wine)
2007-05-03 17:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋