does the lie still need a good white-washing from the FOX news pundits?
2007-04-27 10:13:04 · 15 answers · asked by HillBillieNot 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
As part of the malevolent, hateful cadre of evil Republicans, I can honestly say that I as well as my loathsome and wicked cohorts often go to the forest to practice our lies. It's refreshing to get out of our miserable little apartments and breathe semi-fresh air (we're working on lowering pollution standards even more). Once we have perfected our permicious lies, our nefarious schemes can be put into action.
Personally, I like to also practice in front a mirror. I'm "a man with a mission, got a serious smile" (Eurythmics)
As for Fox News, I can't watch it. Just as my hair catches on fire when I try to enter a church, my eyes start melting in their sockets when I hear Bill O'Reilly's blinding truthful news analysis. He's like holy water to night creatures like me.
Darn you to heck, Fox News.
2007-04-27 10:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a Republican tells a lie in a forest and no one is around to hear the lie ...?
...a Democrat will still call him a liar, yes.
2007-04-27 10:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 23:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing I have to say to you is "To a fool everything that a wise man says seems to be either a lie or complete gibberish."
2007-04-27 10:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be true as well for a dem by Air America. Oh wait,there is no one around listening to Air America. Hahahahahahaha!
2007-04-27 10:20:16 · answer #5 · answered by bugeyes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Answer me this, if someone spends hours in front of his computer thinking up a bad joke about Republicans, and nobody seems to care, did they he waste his time?
2007-04-27 10:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by SomeGuy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love people that love to hear themselves talk. And that Democrats and Republicans alike. Tell me are hearing answers that represent how you think like having an orgasm? If so, have you shot your load yet?
2007-04-27 10:18:53 · answer #7 · answered by Rick 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No but if a democrat lies (and they ALWAYS DO LIE) they scream it to make sure everyone knows that they are fools.
2007-04-27 12:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by Erik A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think Republicans realize they lie most of the time, their just repeating Bush-Cheney
2007-04-27 10:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
When is the last time you heard a republican tell the truth anyway?
Okay don't take so long to answer.
That's a tough one, huh?
2007-04-27 10:20:19 · answer #10 · answered by Lori B 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋