Yeah, I'm being serious here, I was walking home last night and one of those little b@stard$ jumped out and beat the crap out of me, leaving me with a black eye and cuts and bruses all over my face. Then to top it off he stole my purse and took all my stuff in it! What should I do?
2007-04-27 06:14:49 · 7 answers · asked by i have a sexy body. 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
I'm surprised.
Usually those gnome b@stard$ stick to picking on their own kind. Are you sure you don't have any gnome in you?
2007-04-27 06:18:14 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Gnome 11
2007-04-27 13:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is so sad another gnome attack somebody should make them stay in the front yard of old peoples houses where thy belong. The only thing I can recommend is contact you local gnome violence outreach center.
2007-04-28 18:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by John N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about gnomes but I was molested by a pack of rabbits two years ago, I didn't know they traveled in packs and I didn't know they liked man flesh.
2007-04-27 13:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by John G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my.
well, you should immediately go to their underground realm and seek out the gnome police force and report him. he may be hard to pick out of a line-up, however. you may also need to employ the help of a Private DetectElf.
good luck!
2007-04-27 13:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by clarinets1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give up.. they are everywhere and they can read your mind.. it just looks like they are molded plastic.. they ARE the devil's henchmen.
I'm surprised that they only beat you.. it could have been much worse.
2007-04-27 13:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
send me his address i would like to send him an extra $25 to work on your typing fingers...
2007-04-28 08:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋