He took the bedsheets, uprooted the carpet, trashed the car, and ate all my chocolate...........what do I do ?
2007-04-27 03:22:38 · 30 answers · asked by Kendra H 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Sounds like the time my best friend ran off with my wife and dog, sure miss the dog.
2007-04-27 03:26:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is not as bad as you think. Actually the dog ate the chocolate and crapped all over the carpet. Your fiance took the carpet up and made the mistake of trying to get it in your car which trashed it. He screwed your sister just to get some money for more chocolate for you and went with your mother to pick out new carpet. See, things are really not that bad, he was thinking about you the whole time...
2007-04-27 03:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Suthern R 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Say thank for saving me the trouble of throwing out the trash, I now do not have to take care of my mother in her old age, you ate my chocolate so you will get fat instead of me. If all of that is true call Jerry Springer he would love to have you on his show. I thought I had problems, my ex just screwed my youngest and he was a liar, a thief and a cheat. They must have been brothers.
2007-04-27 03:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by springer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you have a country song going there!
Disown your mom and sister, family's shouldn't betray in such ways, they are the ones that are always supposed to "be there".
Buy some new sheets, repair the carpet, and file a police report for the damaged car, and for God's sake, go to the convenient store and buy yourself a bag of Hershey Kisses.
2007-04-27 03:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy new sheets, fix the carpet, call the insurance company about the car, buy more chocolate, disown both mother and sister..............but man you have to get that dog back!!!
2007-04-27 03:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like great lyrics for a country music song. Go write it down!
2007-04-27 03:26:47 · answer #6 · answered by PJ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Write a county song
( if you are being serious doubt it because it sounds over the top but if you are go get drunk find a rebound girl have fun get her off your mind)
2007-04-27 03:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
%. greater helpful adult men next time, do not have confidence your mom or sis anymore, purchase yet another canine, carpet has to get replaced besides, sparkling your automobile at a automobile wash, purchase greater chocolate, do not trouble correct to the bedsheets it probaby had your mom and sisters *** throughout it.
2016-10-30 10:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start over
2007-04-27 03:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by be happier own a pitbull 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Write a country song.
2007-04-27 03:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by PerfectlyDelirious 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋