I am new resident in Dodge City What is fun to do around this place?

Question

I am LadyLinda and I arrived here in Dodge City and gave Sunshine's man a good looking over, but then I set my pretty lil eyes on Doc and lost my *heart*. And have taken up with him. I do so love him!! Any way how is Dodge City stacked up for fun? I hope someone can help a little lady out!

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876


Dear LadyLinda,

Name's Sunshine....Sunshine MacGillicutty. I am now a resident of Dodge. As you may or may not know, I am the new lady in Matt Dillon's life. He's the U.S.Marshal and one HELL of a lover....(but he's asked me NOT to blab so much to everyone.) It is a great place to live .....LOTS to do. Here, let me share with you a few entries from my diary:

Wednesday, April 25,1876

Dear Diary, Today was a RIOT!!!!.......I decided to surprise Matt with a picnic lunch. I knew he would be in his office around 1p.m. so I got there early. I spread a lovely , soft blanket on the floor in one of the cells. After laying out a delicious spread of food, I undressed and waited on the cell cot for him. When I heard him come into the office I banged my tin cup on the cell bars, just like a regular prisoner and screamed out....."Hey, Dillon!!! Get your *** back here, boy!!!" Matt came running back to the cell area...unfortunately he was not alone......Judge Booker was with him!!! Poor old "Book." He was mortified to see me in the buff, dangling a sprig of grapes from one ear and practicing a dance move on the cot! Matt became hysterical as he covered the Judge's eyes, winked at me and ushered the elderly gentleman to a chair in the front office. We eventually had our picnic but not before Matt scolded me for being so naughty.......even when he is "angry" with me, I absolutely adore him!!

Thursday, April 26, 1876

Dear Diary, Matt was out of town today, so I decided to do a few chores on my little spread. As I was sorting through the tools in the barn, I heard an approaching rider. I came out to see who it was, and there I found good ole Festus. After exchanging pleasantries, Festus asked me if I had a date for the Barn Dance, this Saturday night. I was surprised by this request because he knows DARN well that Matt and I are a couple. ( A couple of NUTS, but all the same....a couple.) He said that he thought "old Matthew," as he calls him, might have broken up with me over the "Naked Picnic Episode." Apparently Judge Booker had been shooting his mouth off at the Longbranch .........the bar that Miss Kitty Russell owns. (Kitty as you know, LadyLinda, is Matt's OLD,OLD,OLD girlfriend.) Well anyway, I explained that everything was hunky dorry....no problems with Matt and me. Though disappointed, he seemed to accept my information in a jolly way...he even offered to help with some of my chores. He's really a wonderful guy. He was a wee bit down about one thing,though. 'Pears Doc Adams has been spending less and less time with him....ever since he hooked up with YOU, Doc has his dance card VERY full!!!

Friday, April 27, 1876

Dear Diary, Matt came back to town this morning. Afer he did his rounds and a little paper work, he came over here for a some target practice. He is determined that I learn how to shoot a rifle....why, I will never know, but.......fiddle dee dee.....it's fun doing ANYTHING with him. Apparently I do not know hold to hold the rifle properly....He was CONSTANTLY putting his arms around me and positioning my stance and my grip on the rifle....Frankly, the whole thing made me horny.
I soon suggested an alternative to this activity.....we raced inside and as always, he won. By the time I got indoors he was already in bed pulling his boots off. I let out my Tarzan scream as I made a swan dive and landed next to him on our big, fluffy bed.

I'll stop there, LadyLinda....because that's when the REAL fun in Dodge begins.........stealing private moments with the man I love.
Wanna hear a song I wrote about him? Huh? Huh? Do ya wanna??!! Okay, here goes: ( To the tune of "God Bless America.")

♫ " God bless my darling one. God bless my man. I stand beside him. And guide him. I'm his little silly filly yes I am.
In the morning. In the noon time . In the evening ....all day long........God bless my sweetie pie. My darling darling one. God bless my sweetie pie. My Marshal Matt Dil~ lon."♫

Answer 2

You & Sunshine, should start a sewing circle together, your heart is smitten by "Doc" and her heart and soul goes to her sweetie, you two could double date, picnic's by the lake, barn dancing, with a friend like sunshine, showing you around, you'd never regret moving there

Answer 3

Well you can go on down to the saloon and play the PIE-AN-O.

You could watch Miss Kitty win at the gambling table while good ol Festus gets drunk on mule pee once again.

Or you could bake a good ol apple pie and take it over to Matt Dillon and play a game of checkers with him.

Answer 4

For fun I like to dress up like Matt and get Kitty drunk.She can be a lot of fun and I love red heads.

Sometimes I play jokes on Festus.He's a good man,but not the sharpest tool in the shed.(an easy mark)And when it comes to law enforcement,he don't know his butt from a hole in the ground.

Answer 5

I would highly suggest that you allow Miss Sunshine to give you The Tour.

Answer 6

Square dance in the big red barn 9 pm tonight

Answer 7

Couldn't possibly top Sunshine on that one!

Answer 8

go on a date with marshall dillon