2007-04-27 02:39:53 · 15 answers · asked by keystoavalon 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
First catch a gnome...try sprinking cloves in your lawn just before the dew forms in the morning to lure them out of their hidey-holes and then snatch him up while his guard is down.
Second get him in the mood...rub his belly with a moisturizer (I prefer cocoa butter cream) in a circular motion until he feels happy in his little trousers.
Lastly remove his gnome garments and go to town...I don't have a technique for the actually process of "going down" but try not to use teeth and create a seal and form a good vacuum suction. (and don't swallow...it could cause hallucinations)
2007-04-27 04:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by thefirstgetupkid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have a misconception. You can WORK WITH a Gnome, have a partnership with a Gnome, but you cannot OWN one. It is like saying you can own a Faery, or an Angel, or an Undine. You simply cannot ^_^
However, Gnomes are the easiest of the elementals and most amiable and physical of the Fey to work with. By invoking one by name you will be able to use his/her powers in their name, so long as you respect equivalent exchange.
If you intend to invoke a Gnome, I would suggest you research which one you would like to work with and call them by nine in a soily patch of a garden or park where the soil is rich. But, as with all Fey, there is danger, so make sure you read up properly. If you want any help, you can email me. In love and light, Tasha x
2007-04-27 07:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Male or female Gnome? Just be polite.
2007-04-27 03:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by jon_mac_usa_007 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey i dont know what to say but this ? and all the awnsers have had me laughing so bad ive been crying for the past hour
2007-04-28 08:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by natyak81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very carefully while avoiding the pointy little hat :P
2007-04-27 04:19:35 · answer #5 · answered by dameonrisen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most original question of the day so far I think!
2007-04-27 02:44:45 · answer #6 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A gname? What's in a name? Whatever way you spelt this, it doesn't exist
2007-04-27 03:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by Fred 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With difficulty.
2007-04-27 05:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first you'll have to have permission! Haha!
2007-04-27 05:51:52 · answer #9 · answered by Pixie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you find out tell me.
2007-04-27 02:46:15 · answer #10 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋