Chuck Norris
constipation/constipated
psychiatrist
underwear
band-aid
2007-04-27 00:40:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My psychiatrist, Chuck Norris was constipated today so i had a new shrink that was wearing just underwear and a band-aid. The whole thing was hilarious
2007-04-27 00:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by mino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris went to his psychiatrist to discuss the discomfort from his constant constipation, and was told he may be wearing his underwear too tight like a band-aid; and was advised to loosen up a little.
2007-04-27 07:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by someday 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The psychiatrist was so psyched when Chuck Norris came barging in her office with only his underwear on. He explained that he was constipation/constipated and thought he needed a band-aid
2007-04-27 07:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The constipated psychiatrist, in search of a new pair of underwear came across Chuck Norris wearing a bandaid on his taint.
2007-04-27 07:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One sentence with all those words I will try!! While on the way to the psychiatrist Chuck norris had to go to the bathroom, while sitting on the toilet he was pushing and popped a hemorrhoid so he figured that he would put a band aid on it, pulled up his under-ware and went on his merry little way!! That was hard....Enjoy!
2007-04-27 07:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by ~Jacks Wifey~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris was so constipation/constipated from the blows he received after the fiht, that he went to see a psychiatrist in his underwear and asked for a band-aid for a nose bleed!
2007-04-27 07:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by wamkita♥ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My psychiatrist's case of constipation was messily cured, right in his underwear, when I told him that Chuck Norris invented the band-aid.
2007-04-27 07:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by billiardjay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My recurrent Chuck Norris dream where he has on Wonder Woman underwear trimmed in razor blades kept the psychiatrist on the edge of his seat to the point of constipation but I was glad when his eavesdropping receptionist broke into our session with her offer of Spongebob band-aids.
Yes, I guess I can!
2007-04-27 07:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by Sleek 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris made his psychiatrist so constipated, she needed to wear a band-aid to protect her underwear.
2007-04-27 07:44:27 · answer #9 · answered by IDNTGIVASHT 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My psychiatrist told me that he used to see Chuck Norris, and one time Chuck was constipated and he took too much laxative, and when he sh*t himself, he told everyone it was just a band-aid stuck to his butt. lol!
2007-04-27 07:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by christina mcafoos 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋