2007-04-27 00:24:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
take beano before..and there will beano gas!! haha...pshhh...she should get used to it! or try eating foods that are less gas causing!!
2007-04-27 00:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Ave 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my older brother's nickname is gasz and it's not because he works at the gas company!
maybe you can try his way...
he usually talks or sings real loud when he thinks that the fart is going to be a bomb...so there were many many embarrassing and really weird moments especially when we were eating out!and when he feels that it is one of those really nuclear waste type smell...he excuse himself...FAST!
but of course ,dear brother does not always gets away with it and we did end up clearing a table or two over the years...banned from ever coming to their restaurant too...nowadays for special celebrations ,we just order take-outs
good luck...to your girlfriend = )
2007-04-27 07:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by faris j 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some Gas-X my ex used to take that and it worked really well for him. The man I'm with now doesn't care he just lets it loose and blames the dog LOL or if it's really a bad one he blames me for it he's always so funny about it that I don't even mind it.
so get some Gas-X or a dog and make it something funny that your hot girlfriend can laugh at.
2007-04-27 07:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by sheena t 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
make a checklist of all the food that you eat. observe what food makes you fart. if you suspect a certain food that gives you gas problems, don't eat it for a while. if it improved your situation, mark it on your checklist. this techinique is time-consuming, but i think it will work well. good luck!
2007-04-27 08:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by zipurmouth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She hates gas?????? LOL How funny!!!! Get with a girl who isn't afraid to fart and pick her nose in front of you.
2007-04-27 07:28:25 · answer #5 · answered by spelling nazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take an over the counter tablet from pharmacy.
In Australia it is called "No- Gas"
2007-04-27 07:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by teacher groovyGRANNY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cough loudly and fart at the same time. Then try to blame someone else.
2007-04-27 07:39:15 · answer #7 · answered by AnswerGuy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practice makes perfect
2007-04-27 07:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by slperera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go somewhere else excusing the person who is with you, better consult a doctor..... by the way, i also fart too much
2007-04-27 07:33:32 · answer #9 · answered by Michael Kevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't keep them in as the gas will be absorbed into you blood stream. This will then be exchanged for oxgen in the lungs, thus your breath will stink of poo.
2007-04-27 07:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a diaper. It will filter most of the noise and the smell!
2007-04-27 07:28:18 · answer #11 · answered by Nonu - 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋