2007-04-26 20:20:10 · 18 answers · asked by Mukesh S 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
HAKUNA MATATA DAY AFTER DAY
2007-04-26 20:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is like leaving a giant fluffer in the toilet.The cramps cause discomfort,the bathroom seems miles away,By the time you finally make it to the toilet you are in doubt of being able to sit before exploding over the lid.You gain comfort and satisfaction when you realize you made a successful maneuver,You give one giant push followed by a sigh of relief then think that was it, As soon as you got started it seems you already finished so you wipe and begin to stand,only to get hit by this horrible smell and the realization that though good going in not everything comes out smelling like roses.Then you turn to flush and see just how much can be accomplished in such a short time only to come to the revelation it's getting flushed away.
2007-04-27 04:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by ddstantlerstill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day at a time? Better than I've ever had it? As if the world lays at my feet? More colorful than a rainbow? Like the stars in the night sky? As if the far horizon doesn't exist; I travel to the next moment wondering where am I really? Am I really here at all? What if this isn't even real? How do I really know I am alive?????
2007-04-27 03:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by Lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then – one day – you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.
Denis Leary
(and me)
2007-04-27 03:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Koo Koo Ka Chu
(I am the Walrus)
2007-04-27 05:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cpt. Amazing 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Over the hill and under the weather!
2007-04-27 03:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by Sandy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were to describe my life in one phrase, it'd be this: Who are you?
2007-04-27 03:45:12 · answer #7 · answered by Head Cold 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An ongoing craving for hope.
2007-04-27 03:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by Father Ted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At once, too consistent to be interesting and too uncertain to be inspiring, but not so consistent and uncertain to be hopeless!!
2007-04-27 03:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by small 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my works. I want to achieve immortality by not dying." -- Woody Allen
(Me too!)
2007-04-27 03:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, life's gonna suck when you grow up it sucks pretty bad right now"-Denis Leary, not a phrase but it suits my life.....
2007-04-27 03:26:36 · answer #11 · answered by Pyrone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋