Can You Write a Limerick?

Question

Give it your best shot; here's mine...

Kim Lee

I once knew a feller called Kim Lee,
He was an expert at Karate.
Got killed in a fight
Not 'cause he was shite,
But bullets were faster than he.

Answer 1

No, but here's my favorite by Ogden Nash.
"There was a young lady named Jeannie
Who wore an outrageous bikini,
Two wisps light as air,
One here and one there,
With nothing but Jeannie betweenie."

Answer 2

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was unremarkable in almost every way, but he was the butt of supposedly humorous limericks his entire life. The limericks contained painful insinutations about his sexual habits and about his family (particularly his daughter, Nan) and he found these slanders so humiliating that he ended his life by drowning himself in a pail. And as for the bucket, Nan took it.

Answer 3

there once was a girl
with only one hair that would curl
she liked a guy named Earl
but everytime he saw her he would start to hurl

there once was a frog
faster than dog
he lived in a bog
until he got crushed by a log

there was a rat
who was very very fat
all day long he sat sat sat
until he was to big to hide under the mat

the little boy
broke his toy
and ended his joy

Answer 4

There once was a man named Bill.
Who married a woman called Hill.
He said you're a girl.
You can't rule the world.
But the devil can make you a deal.

Answer 5

Here lies a man.
I do not know who.
All I know is
He died of the flu.



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