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DUI, he was plastered and operating his chair and got pulled over on the highway, he ended up blowing a .95, way above the legal limit, he has a huge drinking problem.

2007-04-27 03:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 6 · 0 2

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2016-06-10 05:13:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Speeding

2007-04-26 18:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by BRICK 2 · 0 1

He has been imprisoned by his body for a very long time. No he is not physically capable of committing any heinous crimes due to his disability. You might have seen pictures from a long time ago involving some marital disputes with either one of his wives.

2007-04-26 19:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by QuiteNewHere 7 · 1 0

He got drunk,and tried to dig up Einstein so he could challenge him to a duel,but since his arms don't work he had a hard time with the shovel,and just yelled at the grave until the police showed up.

2007-04-26 20:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Arrested? He took a ride in a "vomit comet", zero-G jet to experience weightlessness, that's all...

http://www.theage.com.au/news/travel/stephen-hawkings-zerogravity-flight/2007/04/27/1177459934166.html

2007-04-26 18:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

he was going faster than the speed of light in a 35 mph zone.

2007-04-26 18:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by hot.turkey 5 · 1 0

I think it was a traffic violation, moving faster than the speed of smell.

2007-04-26 18:30:55 · answer #8 · answered by doc 6 · 0 1

molestation of domestic pets

2007-04-26 18:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Rape.

2007-04-26 18:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by 773H 4 · 1 1

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