she is still here...watching CNN and eating her low carb green salad. what should i do?
2007-04-26 16:29:38 · 40 answers · asked by Pro Bush 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Bit by a liberal eh?
You're going to need A LOT of shots.
2007-04-26 17:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
you're sturdy on the tetanus shot. Rabies is so uncommon those days, besides the indisputable fact that it takes some days after a canines is uncovered earlier he starts exhibiting indications, interior of which era he can bypass on the ailment. if your human beings canines have been given bit via a rabid raccoon final Monday case in point, you're starting to be rabies. do no longer hassle approximately that, yet do manage it with antibacterial ointment, and watch heavily for an infection. BTW, it don't rely how massive the canines is, all of them have tooth and it *HURTS* whilst they bite, even the babies.
2016-10-03 23:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by carol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, get that wheat gluten with the melamine in it from China and feed it to her.
Next, you will have to go to the hospital for some doxycycline and radiation therapy unless you are a hard core right winger like me then lib bites will heal in about 15 minutes.
Next time, don't let her wear dentures. Trick her with a meth pipe and when she takes them out hide 'em.
2007-04-27 02:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you made me smile! *grin*
For the record, some conservatives like low carb green salads, too.
Also, not everyone all prickly and tetanus-infected is liberal, as you well know. That's not exactly fair.
2007-04-26 16:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anniekd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If it is a RABID liberal get a rabies shot right now.
If it is still a danger to others you may have to have your liberal heavily sedated, or keep it in a cage the rest of it's life.
2007-04-26 17:38:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a bottle of Merlot out, light some candles and get ready to have a great time, afterward discuss politics and soon you'll be a changed person and a much better human being for the experience
2007-04-26 16:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
No under the Bush Administration, there is no such thing as tetanus any more.
So relax and just go shopping!
2007-04-26 16:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by BOOM 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Tell her you are going to pick up some halogenated light bulbs and will be walking to the store to get them. This will get you out of the house, and at least an hour ahead of her.
2007-04-26 16:34:47 · answer #8 · answered by Iraq Veteran 1 · 4⤊ 2⤋
No, liberals have rabies, tetanus comes directly from the pompous fat cats and crumb bums in Washington. (liberals and conservatives alike)
2007-04-26 16:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by sunscour 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
pull out fish and stream or maybe a picture of Ronald Reagen or turn on Rush or Glenn Beck
2007-04-26 16:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋