As far back as you can remember, what was the first thing you got into trouble for?

Question

When I was 4 or 5 I spread glue all over my desk and had to spend the rest of the day in the corner. When I was in 2nd grade, all the kids were jumping off the bleachers but I was the only one that got into trouble because I jumped off the highest step. I was the daredevil of the group. You?

Answer 1

I remember mixing water with the kitty litter and feeding it to my dolls and slopping it all over the house.

Answer 2

I don't remember this, but I got in trouble for being born. You should hear all the stories my mom tells her boyfriends about what a big mistake I was and how much she cried when I was born, not of happiness, but of sadness. My punishment was having to live with her addictive self for the past fourteen years.
Anyways, as far back as I can remember, first time I got in trouble for something was when I was 5.
Apparently, graffiti tagging on the hallway wall with crayons in kindergarden isn't cute if you're using "bad words".

Answer 3

I was getting in trouble for crying when I was 3 days old. I can't remember 3 years old but my dad always found a reason like breathing or being hungry or something.

Answer 4

I was like 5 and had to rock my baby brother in the stroller, well he started crying, wouldn't shut up, I rocked him so hard he kinda fell out of the stroller.He stopped crying, but I started crying 'cause I thought I killed him. Anyway he wasn't hurt(the little $hit),but my mom made sure my butt was hurting. He's been a little $hit ever since.

Answer 5

OMG
I can't remember the very first time, but I do remember the worst....

When I was about 10 or so, my two little sisters got me into trouble for something that they did, so I wanted to get even. I went into their bedroom and caught something on fire! It was a paper sack with something, (can't remember) and it almost caught the whole house on fire. I thought my dad would never stop woopping me!!

Answer 6

Same age as you, kissing a girl, they made me wash my mouth out with soap. I guess that is why I feel I have to brush my teeth after every kiss. (Alright, the last part was a joke.) But the rest was true.

Answer 7

i was in the 3rd grade and got into a fight on the bus with a boy,busted his nose and the next day i went to the principle's office,i had to sat out on the bench all day but that boy left me along.

Answer 8

I crossed the road to go to the mailbox I was 4 my mother almost had a heart attack, because we live on a main road.

Answer 9

Not sure which came first......Kicking my little brother in the head and knocking him off the bed when we were not supposed to be jumping on it, which led to him getting stitches in his head......OR.......pushing my brother into the furnace while it was on and causing him to have to go to the ER for a burnt arm.

Answer 10

when i was 4-5, me and my best friend found 2 matches in a trash can. went up on the hill, behind all the houses, where i lit one, and it just went out. my friend lit the other one, behind my back, and threw it down in some weeds. then he says, hey! help me put it out! i turned around, saw it was already out of our control, and we just went bookin' down that hill! fire dept. came, a neighbor saw us, ratted us out, and my friend told the chief that i did it, i lit BOTH matches, while he didnt know i had them! lying punk! well, we both got in some MAJOR trouble for THAT! my gawd, i got in so much trouble growing up! the memories, the things i could tell you.......