2007-04-26 15:30:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If it were your dog kneeing the paper boy in the groin and rancid potato salad in your shower, break out the cigars! Since that isn't the case, I think you're safe for at least another full moon.
2007-04-26 17:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by feather girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have to take one incident at a time. Don't stock pile. First, the cat punched the neighbour's kid? Can they prove it? How much DNA evidence do they have? Do they have witnesses? Did the kid provoke her? Is there any video? Does the kid have a criminal record? Is the kid possessed by the devil? Is the kid really a kid or a very short unhappy adult? I'm a regular "Purry Mason." We can lick these charges. I can get the cat community service at the very least. OK let's put a bookmark in that one. Cold Slaw gone bad on your pillow. Look again that's not cold slaw dear. You don't eat vegetables remember? Two down. Are you pregnant? No dear, just fat! We've been over this. You are fat! Fat! Fat! You are a big fat a**! There's no children hiding in your fat behind!
Feel better? OK Call me if you need me. I'm always here for you because I care. I've got to post bail for the dish and the spoon. Good luck!
2007-04-27 00:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by Luch d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the cat wearing a collar? Did the neighbor kid fall down? Was it German cole slaw? How firm was the pillow?
Sorry, but you really have to give us more details if you expect us to answer your question.
2007-04-27 05:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.) Get some Prozac for your cat, and enroll him in anger management or if you can afford it...send him to rehab like the movie stars.
2.) Get some cajones for your neighbor's kid so he won't be such a wuss and always end up getting beat by the neighborhood pets. That was terrible when the dwarf hamsters teamed up and whoooooped his azzzz.
3.) As for the coleslaw on your pillow, that is drool you silly goose!!!
4.) Are you pregnant????? No it is just gas from the pinto beans and cheese nachos you ate last night;however, if you cut some cheese and a baby blows out.......then I guess I was wrong and you were.
2007-04-26 22:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you are 100% pregnant, if you take your Birth control like you change your cole slaw. Cole slaw should be changed daily and kept at a cool temperature for emergency midnight snacking.
2007-04-26 22:35:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. ROFL. ROFLMAO. ROFLMFAO.
Yes, you might be pregnant. Better take the test after you put the cat outside and throw away the cole slaw.
2007-04-27 00:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. If you were pregnant there would not be any cole slaw left over
2007-04-27 00:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if the peas porridge cold than its positive......cold slaw take two to tango and the water runs dry.. your cat should stay home if its out of control, cellophane works well, red pills and purple people eaters....hope this helps your problem
2007-04-26 22:43:05 · answer #8 · answered by kristiW 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No but the SPCA is coming to get you for letting your pet run free where it could get into the spoiled coleslaw. You can't treat animals like humans you nerd. Lmfao
2007-04-26 23:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by mustanger 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grab the snow shovel, make a chocolate pudding cake, and then pass your mucous plug. Do it in that order and you can have a baby tonight!!
2007-04-26 22:35:11 · answer #10 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋