One of my friends told me this:
Why is it not advisable for you to share a toothbrush?
To avoid from getting DTD ( Dentally Transmitted Disease )
............................. If that's not lame, I don't know what it is.
2007-04-26 13:32:35 · 8 answers · asked by photographer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Two apples are in a pot of boiling water.
The first says, "Man it's hot in here"
The second says, "Holy sh*t a talking apple!"
2007-04-26 13:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how do you know the toothbrush was invented in ______ ?
(fill in the blank about any place you want to insult. I'm feeling too nice today to insult anyone)
Because if it was invented anywhere else, they'd have called it the "teethbrush!"
2007-04-26 20:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Had something to do with flat chested lesbians that worked at hooters.... can't remember though. Oh I know, whats a pirates dream??? a sunken chest!!!!
2007-04-26 21:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes by the racist
Ralph Kramden
and Robert Shelton
Parvin, like I said, your dumbass is the only nobody who says that, which is lame because it doesn't apply to me. Get of my p.ussy and find some p.ussy. Too ugly? Too bad!
2007-04-26 21:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by Priscilla Mason 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road!
Don't believe the hype!
2007-04-26 20:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by Meshel 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What kind of liscense does a refridgerator have?
-the liscence to chill...
and..
Where did the cows go when they were bored?
-to the mooovies... lol. =)
2007-04-26 20:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) What did one flea say to the other flea?......."Do you wanna walk, or take a dog?"
2) What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?......well, to the other side??
2007-04-26 20:44:32 · answer #7 · answered by Talented Samo' 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats takes the cake lol
2007-04-26 20:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋