Actually I prefer to find an empty isle.Then release a really nasty smelly one.Then go as fast as I can to the other end.Go over to the next isle,then as fast as I can go up that isle and back to the top of the one I gassed.walk back down the isle and as I pass the person who was unfortunate enough to enter that isle I give them that disgusted look of I can't believe you farted a smelly one in the store.They always have this look to them of I didn't do it but you think I did and nothing I can say will convince you otherwise so they say nothing.The best part is when there is another person just entering the isle saying in a voice loud enough for them to hear omg Now this poor person is standing there knowing that 2 people now believe they ripped off this nasty stench.The trouble is they cannot prove they didn't.
2007-04-26 11:59:07
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answered by ddstantlerstill 4
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Onetime i develop into in an elevator and when I sneezed I by twist of destiny farted mutually! not merely develop into it obtrusive who did it, yet we were trapped in there with the stink for something of the vacation!
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answered by sechler 4
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I don't have kids but, I have blamed it on my husband! lol he got me back though...in the middle of J C Pennys.
2007-04-26 10:59:20
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answered by Anonymous
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No, I don't have kids. But this sounds like the best reason to have some.
2007-04-26 10:58:33
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answered by Anonymous
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No, I blamed it on the dog.
2007-04-26 10:56:20
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answered by carol j 3
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the reverse happened 2 me. we were at pizza inn, and she let out a butt bugler and yelled "mom!"
2007-04-26 10:59:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Isn't that what kids are for.
2007-04-26 10:56:16
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answered by Diane G 6
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Why do you keep posting questions about this stuff? Gross...
2007-04-26 10:56:28
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answered by Anonymous
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No
2007-04-26 10:57:21
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answered by Anonymous
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no
2007-04-26 10:56:23
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answered by amberharris20022000 7
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